Breaking Bad - Blairg edition

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    "blairg im sorry to tell you this but you have aids."

    "wh...what? doc, tell me its bullshit"

    "blairg..." doc looks up from his computer screen. "your whole mouth and butthole is infested with aids. also what the fuck is up with your hair?"

    blairg lets out a loud grunt before barging out of the room.

    a few minutes later, hes speeding down the highway on his tricycle

    "before i die i gotta make some quick money so that mari wont forget me. shes been out the past 17 days 14 hours 13 minutes buying a present for a friend, and when she gets home i wanna surprise her with some money".



    That Night.

    "fuck yeah! science!!!" blairg has stolen some chemicals from a lab and is randomly mixing it together in a pot. it blows up in his face and he dies.

    the end

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  2. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    this never happened
     
  3. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    where's Saul?
     
  4. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    No Saul, but there's a pizza on his roof :dontknow:
     
  5. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Where's Bobby?
     
  6. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    SallyPage2, in for the fail
     
  7. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    Not very well thought out
     
  8. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Director of Psychiatry: Dawg's Medical Services VIP

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    Brilliant satire, Gar. Reps when I'm able.
     
  9. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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  10. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    AIDS isn't a death sentence anymore.
     
  11. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    congrats
     
  12. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Awful. Lame, embarrassing, and totally unfunny. I thought you said you were done posting here for a few months. What happened? Do you have no discipline whatsoever? Do you have zero control over any aspect of your life?
     
  13. MatthewT

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    Gary fucked his dog.
     
  14. SIPAWITZ

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    he lies about everything
     
  15. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Got another 1star thread in the works, KOC?
     
  16. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    His dog has AIDS
     
  17. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    Gary has dog AIDS.
     
  18. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    As far as I know, I've never had one, but who even notices shit like that?
     
  19. MatthewT

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    dog fuckers? :dontknow:
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Didn't read. I probably wouldn't be able to understand it even if I did. It was written by a person with an IQ of 137.