Stern Show Breaking: Beth KILLED Wonky the feral cat!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Dec 22, 2015.

  1. GaryPuppet

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  2. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    We all knew Beth would fuck this up at some point. R.I.P. Wonky.
     
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    Yoda is jealous of Wonky. He wishes he could escape little Miss Munchausen By Proxy's grip on him too.
     
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    F WONKY! Have fun with Timmy in cat Hell!
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    At least she still has you, stalking her and watching her every movement

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    Because cats don't look out the window for any other reason. She's such a moron. I love how they "found Wonky's body". Did they call investigators or a coroner?
     
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    How much more can beef take???:suicide:
     
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    Wonky wasn't allow in the house because he had claws... :(
     
  10. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    the cat autopsy is scheduled for next Tuesday.
     
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    Wonky will never die

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    "Consuela, get a shovel......."
     
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    Beth's next book: "Yoda Loses a Buddy". :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:
     
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    Oooh, a murder-mystery! This should be a Lifetime Original movie of the week - The Ninth Life Of Wonky
     
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    4,871 "likes". Additional proof that the apocalypse is upon us.
     
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    Wonky is dead now because Howard and Beth decided he just wasn't 1 percenter material.
     
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    2 weeks ago was during Beth's book tour and while Howard was semi-working.

    Something tells me Consuela is now "around" for not feeding Wonky while the Sterns were away.
     
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    They rushed Wonky to Dr. Bob Ostrosky....to no avail.:rip:
     
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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    :jj: That cat is awesome