Breaking: Beth will be writing a news kids book "Blind Bella's Quest to See"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Unlike her current best children's book seller,
    this 32 page masterpiece will contain no illustrations.
    Simply plain white pages will invisible braille type so
    that children are visually challenged may get to know the
    story how a blind cat manages to find his way around
    3 palatial estates without use of a seeing eye dog.
     
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  2. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    She is one thoughtful cunt.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    When you're not whining about celibacy or waxing poetic about boobs, you're very funny.
     
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    My favorite part is the blind cat named blind Bella can't see and is blind. Her keeper is a slow adult named slow adult beef that is slow and an adult. You can't make this stuff!
     
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    Some days your lonely dick can take a back seat to comedy or good times.
    This is one of them.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Chicks love a funny guy. You can't use humor to hook a half-way decent chick?
     
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    I also hear she is going to write an erotic novel about a woman named Bess who seduces a rich, but freakishly ugly multimillionaire into marriage. The erotica comes from her having affairs with the pool boy and her fellow gold digging female friend, Kassie Lee while her husband stays at home jerking off to babysitter porn.
     
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    <Seinfeld>Whaat is it with all these tits?? Shooow me your tits! Get. Out!</Seinfeld>
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Right. Like that.
     
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    I better get a cut of her advance! Cunt!
    :bigcry:
     
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    I heard she's writing it in blank verse.
     
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    You need to combine that humor with at least a bit of game. Methinks GP doesn't get out of the basement much to practice.
     
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    As I said in another thread about her appearance on Rachael Ray, interesting career plan on her part...using special needs animals to promote her vanity project and create a career as an "author" and "animal activist".
     
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    With out the ghostwriter, I'd like to see what she could write. "Hey Howard , how do you spell cat? Is it one k or two?"
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    coming out right after Dougy the Puggy 2: the resERICtion
     
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    i will have to add it to my collection of kids books named by idiots

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