Sports Breaking: Cowboys new Quarterback will be Mark Sanchez

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Football genius Jerry Jones will cure him of turning the ball over.

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  3. zhukov

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    America's Team.

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    Trent Dilfer wasn't available? :ucoffee:
     
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    Good pick up. He'll do well there.
     
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    I was waiting for Jerry to get Sam Bradford.

    Dallas is the only team in the league he hasnt played for just about.
     
  7. Bobby Axelrod

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    Ryan Fitzpatrick has to be kicking himself for taking the Jets offer.
     
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    Sanchez does what for them exactly? If Prescott sucks or gets hurt, this after Romo got hurt why not give some other journeyman a shot?

    Sanchez is fucking terrible, if you factor in fumbles hasn't he turned the ball over like 110 times in 75 games?

    I'm an Eagles fan so today is a great day all around, but Mark Sanchez? I don't get it.
     
  9. MutteringJohn

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    I hope he gives Jerry Jones a Dirty Sanchez
     
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  10. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Carrying on the tradition of gay QBs for the Cowboys... :gayflag:

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  11. crazypreacher

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    I'll bet you a night with a pron skank this won't happen.
     
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    Murcielago Overserved Gold

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    Broncos couldn't find anyone willing to trade anything for Sanchez, they just cut him.
     
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    The correct title of this thread should be Cowboys new Backup Quarterback will be Mark Sanchez. He won't start. This is just more fodder for Cowboy haters.
     
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    Glad he landed in Dallas. Sanchez is always at his best playing on Thanksgiving.

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    Thats a tough one to see coming
     
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    The starting part, garypuppet.
     
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    So Jerry Jones is fine with the Cowboys never winning another Super Bowl?
     
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    Of course. As long as he gets to keep all the marbles, they'll go 8-8 for eternity.
     
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    Romo is in the prime of his career. They won't even have to play Sanchez.





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