Breaking: DawgShed 100 Special Report for 9-2-14

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Sep 2, 2014.

  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Peter Griffin for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room because i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first is truly amazing, thank you everyone.
     
  3. pontius pilot

    pontius pilot #TeahmGandhiStarver VIP

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    so.

    fucking.

    brilliant.
     
  4. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Succinct.....
     
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  5. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults VIP

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    Amazing, as usual.

    It's almost like a Wrap Up Show for the Shed.
     
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  6. Stern68

    Stern68 mult Banned User

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    Kingship rocks.....thanks for the fair and balanced and extremely funny news!
     
  7. Sammy13

    Sammy13 I love The Cookie Banned User

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    Ted is NOT Dawgshed :grad:

    Ted just wants to post and bang dead coeds. :jj:
     
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    I like his voice :wtf:

    nice work!
     
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  10. AcquiringSignal

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    Flawless.
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    Wayyyyy better than the wig news 100. Nice job.
     
  12. Senator Rick

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    So great.
    I can't believe I had to read over a thousand posts to figure the state of the vibe while @kingship boils it down to a little under a minute.
    Magnificent job.
     
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    You sure?
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    Fantastic as always. Seems Kingship is making Stern68 into a weekly piñata

    These newscasts are like a good book or movie: you fret knowing that it's winding down wishing that it wouldn't end so damn quickly :up:
     
  15. BethSucks

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    Great job, always a blast to listen to.

    Stern68's victory was not rigged, we can't alter the poll results, he would have lost if we could.
     
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    Spazz and Ted Bundy LMAO I never thought I'd hear that in the same sentence. :backlol:

    This whole story just makes Spazz sound like a wacko. Chasing after ghosts YOU'RE SAMMY NO YOU'RE SAMMY!!!!!!!

    SAMMY!!!!!!!!!! SAMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! poor guy is gonna wind up in a mental institute

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    It was 4 minutes long? :dontknow:
     
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    That is great. Way better than Howards. Amazing potentieo.
     
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    Sammy13 I love The Cookie Banned User

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    Sometimes they are alive I guess :dontknow:
     
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  20. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ASSHOLE IS HERE FROM 1 VOTE..........

    I was busy...I'M VOTING NOW...ASSHOLE GOES..

    what the fuck happened here...I was gone two minutes..

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