Breaking: Emily Stern gets new acting gig as helicopter pilot !!!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Oct 9, 2014.

  1. GaryPuppet

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    Any of you New Yorkers going to attend?
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Tickets are $10, omg .... :giggle:
     
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    Will Howard attend and support his daughter's play or will he be too busy spending quality time with the foster kittens?

    Emily's bio on that site says she's following in step-mom's footsteps and is writing a children's book too - http://offsides.org/ascension.html

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    Howard will only attend if he gets in for free and will leave out the side door soon as Emily's two lines are done.
     
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    Oy Vey!
     
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    Beth's busy thinking
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    http://www.offsides.org/ascension.html

    Looks like it's a play about two closeted queens who find each other while stuck on a ski lift.

    The writer took a scene from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and made it pretentious and unfunny.
     
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    Emily is quite the little actress.

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    ...so emily, have you ever had a big beer can thick cock from a black guy?
     
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    Is she going to show her boobies in this play too?
     
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    [​IMG] My vaginnnaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
     
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    I hope someone from here goes and reports back since it's so cheap.
     
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    She's certainly no "Nancy Siriani Martling."
     
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    I'm washing my hair that night
     
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    I hope she plays the pilot who kills everyone because she was cold and turned the fan off :dadance:
     
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    She fucking hates that Cunt is referred to as her step mother.
     
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