News BREAKING!!!!! Eric the midget is alive!!!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beth143nacho, Jul 12, 2015.

  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    im in the Bay Area for the week and I had to run up to sacramento for a bit, who do i happen upon but Eric the fucking midget! In the flesh, club foot and all. He was pretty cool. I told him that I always thought he came off as a douche, but if I had access to howard and was getting paid for it, I'd probably do the same thing. Funny, I never thought of him as a Starbucks guy, but there he was in line. As we waited, we discussed a few things and I asked why he was alive. He apparently just killed off his Hollywood self so that he could live a quiet life. He said that howard was becoming an ultra douche to him and he wasn't sure how much longer he could stand getting up so early, just to run through some seriously scripted phone calls. In the end, his conscious caught up with him, just as it did crackhead bob, who also left. He wasn't clear on whether hush money was involved, but did say that buckwald and Howards underlings did eventually stop calling once he signed enough things. Now, it's like he was never a part of the show... As if he were dead.
     
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  2. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    OP I want you to go to jail for this.
     
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    Lol....ETM's obit appeared in my local paper...didn't even mention Gunktard by name.
     
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    did you get a pic???

    any proof?
     
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  5. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Where is Mickey to clear this all up?
     
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    Blasmaphous.... Can't the little shit cock just rip?
     
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  7. Bryce

    Bryce Happy Kimbragiving

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    Da fuq??? :eek:
     
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    Yeah, I saw him last week, too. He's on my pickup basketball team.
     
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    Bryce Happy Kimbragiving

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    funny you should say that... i was out on the jogging trail today and I swore I saw Hank trudging along at about 9 min mile pace with a 40 in his hand

    he looked good ._.
     
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    hope hes in heavens bunny ranch

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    That's funny. He's on my bowling team.
    He's the ball. :c
     
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    Was there a pickle jar at that Starbucks?
     
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    I fucking agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [​IMG]
     
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    I don't think Mr. Lynch's parents will be thrilled that your making such claims.
     
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    I saw Eric at Disneyland yesterday afternoon.

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    Get this troll out of here
     
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    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    Why is this not deleted?
     
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    Done.

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    Of couse he's still alive, he's in a band with Elvis and Jim Morrison. Eric's the drum.