Breaking: Good News Eagles Fans, Tim Tebow may be your new QB

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Now there's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
     
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    couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of fans....
    :taffer:
     
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    Good for Tebow. He's the 3rd best college player of all time behind Johnny Manziel and Cam Newton.
     
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    Now that the Eagles have spent all their money on RB's Tebow is all they can afford
     
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    Good, then when new RB Ryan Mathews slips, fumbles and breaks his collarbone again, Tebow can pray for his recovery.
     
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    My list is:
    1. Vince Young
    2. Reggie Bush
    3. Michael Vick
    4. Marshall Faulk
     
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    Might as well let ron jaworski try out also
     
  9. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    There's no justification why Tebow isn't on a roster as a QB somewhere in the NFL
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Always smart to pair a QB who can't stay healthy with another who can't play the position.
     
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    how is he relentless with the goal of being an NFL quarterback;
    when he refused to play TE(which if he was on the team and brady gets injured or retires then he has chance to be QB)
    when he refused to play QB in the canadian league (which if he showed great skills there, an nfl team woulda picked him up)
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Tebow took over as QB for the 1-4 Denver Broncos, they won 7 of their next 11 games, won the division.

    First round of playoffs, faced the #1 ranked defense of Pittsburgh, Tebow threw for 316 yards and 2 tds and ran for 50 more yards and a TD.

    And he still hasn't even started a full season's worth of games in the NFL yet, but the guy who "can't throw" has two 300-yard games under his belt already


    No other QB gets written off after less than a season, let alone one that takes a terrible team and leads them to the playoffs :facepalm:

     
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    Except for the fact that he sucks?

    I hope this happens. Then finally his Jesus freak fans will finally see.without a doubt what every NFL coach and fan with a three digit IQ have always known.
     
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    Unfortunately, I just gave you a bunch of evidence he doesn't suck, or at least that he deserves a chance on another NFL team:scratch:
     
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    So we've got that going for us?
     
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    If Tebow ends up taking the Eagles to the playoffs a lot of people are going to have egg on their faces! :coffee:
     
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Since he came into the league, Tim Tebow has the lowest completion pct and highest off-target pct in the NFL. <a href="http://t.co/rLKoz3W3rV">pic.twitter.com/rLKoz3W3rV</a></p>&mdash; SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) <a href="">March 16, 2015</a></blockquote>
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    B/c he's extremely conservative and doesn't throw a lot of INT's - he throws the ball away a lot.

    It seems to work well for him , considering all the success he had in such a brief time in the league
     
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    This should have been his bubble gum card:

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