BREAKING HARD! Gwarn1 announces he's dating a Billionaire's ex-wife.

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  1. BaddFunn

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    :eek:

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    Is she a beast?
     
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    All I know is he said she has a pair of those big old floppy jew tits, but he hasn't touched them.
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    And she's an ex cheerleader, didn't have sex until she was 29, claims to have no idea what a dildo is, and swears her family knew the infamous skyjacker D B Cooper. I'm keeping mental notes.
     
  5. BaddFunn

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    WHOA!

    Awesome contribution, thank you.
     
  6. Rod-Stroker

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    Is he packing enough hog to please a billionaires X wife ?
     
  7. Mike

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    She apparently let him finger her. He said her pussy was like a vice.
     
  8. BaddFunn

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    Oh yeah, I just remembered something, her dad has not 1, but 2 awesome airplanes. That's coolsville right there. :cool:
     
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    @gwartney
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Oh and she's neatly trimmed, not hairy. I'm hanging from gwarn's balls like a fanimal.
     
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    whoops
     
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    Fucking gross.
     
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    Only if he gets Piglet back and shoves it up her twat.
     
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    I'm not sure how I feel about all of this. :fil:
     
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    Sounds like she's the Alpha dog and he's the beta.
     
  18. Chief2Kick

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    He's gonna start asking us how his balls taste.
     
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    Pretty sure TLG got those in the divorce.
     
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    5 star thread... Bar style!
    :freebird: