Breaking Hard: Palm Beach Gossiper Appeals to Budding Socialite

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  1. Chatsworth

    Chatsworth Well-Known Member VIP

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    [h=1]SOCIETY — Pin-up Girl: Palm Beacher Howard Stern’s Wife Unveils Calendar![/h]PALM BEACH — Memo to animal non-profit bosses all over the island: Hit up radio shock jock Howard Stern‘s wife for help, and donations.
    The lady seems pretty charitable!
    Former model Beth Stern, who’s expected to move into the couple’s new $52 million-beachfront home in Palm Beach by Thanksgiving, has just released her 2014 calendar.
    All proceeds going to Long Island, N.Y., pet shelter North Shore Animal League America.
    For those who like that stuff, the 12 photos (including the one for June above, and July below) show very little skin but plenty of fur. The 41-year-old Beth is joined in the photos by some of the shelter’s pooches.
    By the way, America’s Got Talent judge Howard was the man behind the lens!
    Gossip Extra broke the story earlier this year: The Sterns searched far and wide for a waterfront Florida mansion and eventually picked one on Millionaire’s Row.
    Pics included:

    http://gossipextra.com/2013/10/08/howard-stern-wife-beth-calendar-dogs-3039/
     
  2. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Ugh...... Fuck her
     
  3. David999

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    "Former model" :secret:
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...humpty dumpty sat on a wall. enjoy the perch cunt, the wind doesn't blow the same direction all of the time. its gonna be great when life catches up with this bitch.
     
  5. TallTyrion

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    Oh and by the way, the AGT judge himself was behind the lens.

    Heh, no mention of his "disgusting" radio show.....
     
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    Mike 'Merica Gold

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    Expected to move in by Thanksgiving? Alone? :dontknow:
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...2 things. its got to end up like the clampett family moving into Beverly hills and secondly wait til howard feels his money slipping away to buy kitty litter. I think those women manipulating beth will be like many wives on howards money. that's a big front to have to put on 24/7.
     
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    Comments Open!
     
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    My comment awaiting "moderation": Beth has wonderfully large hands that can hold many kittens.
     
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    Ask Howard for DONATIONS?!?

    Yeah, good luck with that...
     
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    Breaking Hard: Palm Beach Gossiper Appeals to Poseur Socialite

    SOCIETY — Party Girl: Palm Beacher Howard Stern’s Wife Unveils Embarrassingly photo-shopped amateur Calendar!

    PALM BEACH — Memo to animal non-profit bosses all over the island, especially those who retain more than 90% of the donations for "operations" :

    Hit up the shell of one time radio shock jock and closeted large penis-obsessed Howard Stern‘s witless wife for help, and donations if there's publicity value involved.

    The lady seems pretty charitable so long as she's paid to spokes"model" and spend her husband's money!

    Former part time working class clothing ensemble Sunday insert model and Euro-Arabic pinata Beth Stern, who’s expected to move into the couple’s new $52 million-beachfront home in Palm Beach by Thanksgiving, has just released her 2014 calendar. (emphasis on the word "her" lest anyone harbor any illusions).

    All proceeds going to Long Island, N.Y., pet shelter North Shore Animal League America the donation goals being pocket-change for the hypocritical animal "activist" who, by spending thousands for designer leather shoes, handbags and apparel enables the soulless often non-humane slaughter of animals harvested for their skins and pelts, and whose trophy hubby just paid cash for his wife's new winter abode.

    For those who like that stuff, the 12 photos (including the one for June above, and July below) show very little skin but plenty of fur, unfortunately not on behalf of the needy homeless animals but rather, of the equinesque poorly- postured, big digited neer do well. The 41-year-old Beth is joined in the photos by some of the shelter’s pooches as obvious photo ops; why else would anyone spend money to look at an uncomfortably plasticized, giant of a nobody who at this point would be "over the hill if she had ever made it within 100 miles of its apex?.

    By the way, America’s Got Talent judge Howard was the man behind the lens directly responsible for the 2 years of ratings erosion undoing the slow build up by predecessors David Hasselhoff and Piers Morgan.!

    Based on a tip from renouned PR man Don Buchwald, Gossip Extra broke the story earlier this year: The Sterns searched far and wide for a waterfront Florida mansion with his N her quarters, eventually picking one on Millionaire’s Row...
    Warning: Pics included :
     
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    ...yeah, its going to be the battle of the titans. if he doesn't put out money or generate money for other peoples causes, beth will cry. it could get really expensive not to mention re occurring.
     
  14. Jon Hein is God

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    So she's going to live in Palm Beach? What about her friends?

    Will she have to find a new handyman to bang?
     
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    Palm Beach elite code for former sugarbaby.
     
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    "Beth is joined in some of the pictures" by the animoes. :giggle: sarcasm?
     
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    ...good catch bye you
     
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    The black and white dogs looks like one of my dogs. The horse in the back looks like my neighbors filly.
     
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    just saw that, it was perfect.
     
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