News Breaking: Heather Mills - Still A Bitch

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  1. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    Here's the sweetest one-legged woman in the world ragging on her ex-huband Paul McCartney on a talk show from Great Britain:


     
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    She's fucked in the head!

    I heard her in an interview once say that she wasn't upset anymore about losing her leg after finding out that the cop that hit her was responding to a call at Lady Diana's empty house. Because Diana, is so important, she almost felt honored. (((WHAT?))) You lost your leg because someone tripped the alarm by accident and the cop ran your ass down, who gives a fuck about Lady Diana, you lost your leg! :facepalm:
     
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    "He just wrote a few cool songs in the 60s. "

    Cause if it was Paul McCartney the grocery worker she would have fell in 'love' with him. :rolleyes:
     
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    Such a beautiful face -such a perpetual scowl.
    She must be in total misery.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    "Hey Beth, did you know I wrote Hey Jude?"

    "Hey Heather, did you know I came up with Lesbian Dial-A-Date? Throw another hundred on the fire."

    :haha:
     
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    That was one of the funniest lines from those roasts. @Artie Lange
     
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    all his millions didn't buy her any class
     
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    Did she get pissed because Paul McCartney called her "Peg"?
     
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    He used to call the bitch, "Eileen."
     
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    By comparison I now realize John actually made a pretty good choice with Yoko.
     
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    I was reading more about Heather Mills ...she 24.3 million pounds from Sir Paulie.
    Apparently she signed a non-disclosure on alleged mistreatment at the hands of the "cute Beatle".
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Cant someone fix this bitch up with Oscar Pistarous already?
     
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    This is how I imagine Beth post howard will have a similar perspective on her career versus his and their marriage
    How he was a temporary speed bump in an already flourishing career
     
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    I certainly hope so
     
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    Heather and Beth wrote a familiar song. "I didn't know who he was when we met. Didn't care who he was when he met or that he had money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah!"
     
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    Heather: Hey, can you give me a ride?
    Paul: Sure, hop in!
     
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    The level of delusion people can put themselves under is really amazing. She's saying kids run up to her all the time and know her from all the other aspects of her life (I just watched the clip and I already can't remember what them), but never from Paul. We all know that's not even remotely true. Just makes her sound like a bitter fucking moronic liar. He just happened to write a few cool songs in the 60s and 70s. She is right that he wrote no cool songs afterward, but he didn't just happen to do anything. Those songs made every fucking dollar she'll ever spend for the rest of her life and she knew damn well who, and how wealthy, he was when she married him. I'm not a Paul fan at this point, he seems like a lame douche, but she is really a piece of shit and re-confirms it every time we have to hear from her. She doesn't want to talk about Paul in interviews (and then goes on to bash him a bunch). As if anyone anywhere ever thinks of her without thinking of Paul.
     
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