BREAKING: Heidi Klum smells like cheese

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  1. HORSETOOTHED

    HORSETOOTHED Well-Known Member

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    -- http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv/8532530/Klum-smelled-like-cheese-at-Talent
     
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    Set a mouse trap!
     
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    At least she doesn't have to sit next to a smelly sweaty 60 year old man who wears scarves and gloves on the hottest of days. Oh wait...
     
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    Rub her down with peanut butter.
     
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    smegma
     
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    Thankfully for Howard he just wears the same outfit year in year out.
     
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    I wonder if Heidi masturbates to Howard
     
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    Would still bang.
     
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    Only if she is a lesbian with a grandma fetish.
     
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    Heidi moved Howard's cheese :dogpee:
     
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    I like pepper jack cheese! Mmm good
     
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    Vut schmells like old Jew? Oh guten tag hovard!
     
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    I hope Heidi doesn't fall for Howard's "intimidation to gentle" game. It is su frustrating for us, that we know exactly how he operates and Heidi might fall in his tarp.
     
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    I live by one rule;

    If it smells like provolone, leave it alone
     
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    If you think you smell Stilton, then you've banged Paris Hilton.
     
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    Scrambled eggs and truffles for wedding meal. And the sheeple loved it remember
     
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    If it smells like cheddar, you can do better.
     
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    i love milky womenz