Stern Show BREAKING: Howard Buys $200,000 Worth of Hurricane Shutters For Palm Beach Mansion!

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    ...dont need anymore proof than that to know life isnt fair.
     
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    Those hurricane shutters won't help if there is a tsunami. :dance:
     
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    :pray:
     
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    Buy a calendar you cheap fucks
     
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    can whorses swim?
     
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    Privacy shutters. There are too many intimate pictures of Beth playing with kittens on the Internet.
     
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    Two words. Sausage Party.
     
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    You all know the drill: A scripted caller will bring it up and Howard will either claim he doesn't know anything about it or that the numbers are greatly exaggerated.
     
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    $62mil cash in new 3rd houses and renovations, $1800 in pairs of new shoes, $200K for hurricane shutters, $21K Birkin baby calfskin handbags, and now about $76K round trip private aircraft to and from LA (how else could she bring back Ellen's mocking Howard kitty jungle gym?) and they have the nerve to beg for contributions to Bianca's Furry Friends? Go fuck yourselves Wiggy&Wonky!

    LA/NY private charter costs:
    http://www.privatefly.com/us/private-flights/how-much-does-a-private-flight-cost
     
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    And the only thing left at Shutter Mansion.

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    Lawsuit pending.
     
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    I paid less for my entire house.
     
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    Do they sell portable hurricane shutters for guys with dark, all-natural hair?

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    Is that where Beth has her custom-made lighted display case with her slutty wedding gown in it? I'd love to see that thing get washed out to sea and sink like a rock.
     
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    Howard doesn't want the popparazi to catch him and Ralph in a "belly shaving" incident.
     
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    ...but will the contractor installing them get paid??
     
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    Couldn't they just use Beth's teeth to shield the windows from the weather?
     
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