Breaking: Howard doodles

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  1. Nemo

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    [video=youtube;bi71aVUd9Xo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi71aVUd9Xo[/video]
     
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    He loves cock-nose.
     
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    "Robin, my doodling teacher told me that I am already better than 90% of the professional doodlers in the world."
     
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    that is dead on
     
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    where is this pic from so I can tweet that to them
     
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    Show this to a child psychologist. I'm sure the recommendation would be something like..."This child is deeply, deeply disturbed and should be put in a facility where he can receive around the clock observation and therapy. He should not be around others as he is obviously deranged and could be a threat to himself or others."
     
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    This is just a setup for this ART SHOW GALLERY and how much his ART DOODLES will fetch FOR

    NORTH SHORE ANIMAL LEAGUE FUND RAISER!!!

    WAKE UP CUNTS
     
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    He's a regular Mark Rothko, that one.

    It's a shame he doesn't have the time to devote to this craft, so he could add "portrait artist" to his huge resume: radio host, actor, singer, writer, producer, photographer, etc etc. He's a friggin' Ren-a-sance man.

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    Howard told Corolla this morning that he's now into drawing and art -- just like their mutual best friend Kimmel is -- and that he's been making a lot of "interesting things." (More interesting than his mind maps made with crayons and markers? More interesting than his calligraphy made with his Mont Blanc pens?) Howard even emailed Kimmel to ask what kind of paper and pens to get, and the next day Kimmel sent him a box of new supplies to get him started. (Take that, Corolla!!!!)

    Probably safe to assume that he'll be going the abstract route with his art, because at least then he can bullshit about the depth and meaning to it all. He ridiculed and pranked Robin years ago when she called Jackson Pollock a genius, but give this hobby a year and he'll be saying the same thing.
     
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    he wants to get over fear of showing his work this is all cognitive behavioral Malcolm Gladwell GTD exercise stuff.
    His screenplay writing must be horribole.
    He's even gotten neck pain from it.
    He laughed at Jackie for punching up scripts karma is a bitch

    on another front watch Blobbin take up drawing
     
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    Agree with everything except he can't pull off abstract. He is not even creative enough or brave enough to bs about it. Figurative is always easier.
    I like how Adam said Jimmie was always like that and said how Jimmie would always be special to him for being such a good friend and supportor when he wasn't famous.

    Wiggie had to get Jimmie in the convo becaue no one stayed up for his big after oscar show.
     
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    Just heard the bit. Howard calls this doodle "disturbing" and wonders if it means something. Jokes that he'd be locked up in a mental institution if a psychiatrist saw it. Tells Jason not to photograph the words he's written on the page; just the drawing ... :facepalm:

    Howard is like a new parent discussing their kid when he talks about himself. He finds everything he does to be interesting, meaningful and superior to others.
     
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    He's a Caligularpher
     
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    Even the doodle looks like its wearing a piece.
     
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    see post #1
    updated with audio
     
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    "I invented doodling. Right, Robin?"
     
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    [video=youtube;NZgzJEhZgxQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZgzJEhZgxQ[/video]
     
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    Howard, just shut the fuck up and enroll in a sketch class. Enough with broadcasting your 900 hobbies that you suck at. "don't photograph the words Jason...I'm so subversive and dark, I don't want to disturb my fans."
     
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