BREAKING: Howard plays with kittens + a sketch of Yoda by Howard! (cover of Beff's new book???)

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  1. NotMyBro

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    Can anyone enhance this? What does it say??

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    You sure Yoda didn't sketch that himself?
     
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    Looks like words of the story. We knew this was coming. Wiggy is going to illustrate "Yoda's Story". God, these 2 are shameless.
     
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    There's another pic she posted recently where Howard was in the pic and his chest hair is white as fuck
     
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    That drawing is horrible and looks like something a kid would do. I hope Beth wasn't planning on including Howard's pics in her new book - Howie will need to step up his game or they'll have to shell out some marbles to hire a real illustrator to do the work and let Howard take credit for it.
     
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    ...know more bullshit.
     
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    Something about "upset with Oliver… rest of the kittens".

    Seems to me that Howard will be the one who will illustrate at least several pages of this book!
     
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    Omg it is official Weavy no longer gives a fuck at all about what has buttered his bread all these years. If you created a human being based solely on every single thing he has made fun of and destroyed for the past 30 years to earn his lifestyle it would be himself, his clone. Weavy IS the faggot he has destroyed all along. :facepalm: What an embarrassing stupid fool. Fans that still enjoy being stabbed in the mouth by his cock have some explaining to do.
     
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    I think he cares less and less. Once he admits wig stuff and being a closeted gay man, he will finally not give a fuck about fans.
     
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    Yes and that looks like his handwriting too. I bet they are going to release this as a joint venture/project. They will be co-authors and get co credit. And doesn't that make more sense than trying to get Beef attention with a new book authored solely by her when the last attempt at that failed so epically? Buchwald is smart, you gotta give him that. Wiggy Stern's name doesn't carry/have MUCH weight/gravitas in the entertainment industry anymore, but it'll certainly get her a good measure MORE attention than if it were just her book. Plus, it's another opportunity to show the world how blissful their marriage is.
     
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    Isn't there,... Just one thing on this planet, That he's good at ? He sucks at everything he does. It's Mind Bogglin. :facepalm:
     
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    God, I'm so fucking jealous of their love.
     
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    Yoda was great with Oliver

    He wasn't so ??? With the rest of the kittens

    I guess every kitten is getting their own "yoda story" to take to their "forever" homes

    Each one will be a page in the book
     
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    I think I decoded most of it…

    "Yoda was upset with Oliver - he wasn't ……. angry with the rest of the kittens."

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    Here's my guess.. Howard will make sketches and maybe watercolor them and then they'll send them to the publisher who will hire someone to polish them up and work more on them and make them nice looking.

    The book will be "written by Beth & illustrated by Howard" and they'll sell them to the masses. It will be an even gentler and more pussified Howard from now on.
     
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    Sounds like a purrrfect way to make a child drop dead of boredom. :hehe:
     
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    cute kitty
     
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    look how the New York Knicks logo is strategically showing again... to try and portray Howard as a sports fan.. You know he cannot even name 2 players on that team.. everything is calculated
     
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    He goes to those games to get his trophy Horse photographed by the paparazzi and to also daydream about BBC.
     
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    When she isn't busy tweeting a pic of them at the game, she just stares at the jumbotron waiting to see herself