**Breaking** Jerry Jones hit with sexual assault lawsuit

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  1. DFWTexan1975

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    In what has to be one of the most bizarre sexual assault lawsuits ever filed, a woman is suing Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, claiming he committed a number of alleged misdeeds, including sexual assault, theft, false imprisonment and "privacy actions." Gavin is filing the suit pro se, which means she's acting as her own counsel. Also, Jones had filed a restraining order on Gavin on Sept. 20 (PDF). From D Magazine, via Lewp's Weblog:

    Patricia Gavin says she's a former captain in the U.S. Air Force. She claims that Jerry Jones assaulted her at Ocean Prime (Restaurant) on the same night that was captured by that famous Deadspin video of a slurring Jones. She also claims that she's an art dealer; that on the night in question, someone stole her purse, which contained a check for $2 million (British sterling); and that, in an effort to cover this whole thing up, Jones' financial advisors dosed her with GHB. Oh, also? Somebody got an STD from an assault in the bathroom at Al Biernat's.

    If Gavin is making all of this up, that's some imagination; she may have another career writing Harry Potter sequels.


    PDF File in link... http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/2010/10/jerry-jones-hit-with-sexual-assault-lawsuit.html.php
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I believe it.
     
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  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Hey faggy!
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Hey cumbreath :cheer:
     
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    I totally believe her.
     
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    And he owns "America's Team"! Freakin pervert. I bet he eats the poo poo as well.
     
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    i bet his dick is all shriveled up.
     
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    Romo's been fucking his fans for years, but no charges have been filed :rs:
     
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    I really want to believe it, but the GHB thing is where she starts to sound nuts.
     
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    Stay hard!
     
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    She lost me at the 2 million dollar check.
     
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    Jerry Jones fucked the Cowboys by forcing Jimmy Johnson out. Fuck him. :mad:
     
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    hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
     
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    he also fucked the cowboys and their fans when he forced Tom Landry out
     
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    This is true, but Jimmy won the Cowboys three Super Bowls (yes, I said three), so I will forgive that sin.