BREAKING: Joan being shoved into an oven; Memorial Svc tomorrow

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Only 73 or so years too late.




    Too soon???
     
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    So the Forrest Lawn crap the papers reported and I posted was total crap. I actually am shocked because with Joan's money why wouldn't she want to be put in a mausoleum. Many comedians are buried in Forrest Lawn. I can never understand why people want their loved ones in an urn. Howard must have called Melissa and told her how Beth likes to talk to Bianca's ashes sitting by the fireplace.
     
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    Will there be a ceramic vial of Botox sitting on the top of Joan's urn.
     
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    I assume she can still go there. Next to Edgar? I would assume Melissa wants her parents together.
     
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    ...photo NOT by howard stern

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    I thought she was being buried at the Temple Emanuel El cemetery in NYC (?).
     
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    No, that's the Red Carpet Memorial Event.
     
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    Interesting....bucking Jewish burial law and being cremated.
     
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    Back to the oven Jew..
     
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    Her ashes will be buried at the temple.
     
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    Mein Gott, those feet...
     
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    Who gets Vincent Prices ashes ? :dontknow:
     
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    Good fuck, 99% of her body weight is below the waist. If you just cut off the pic at her knees, you'd swear she was a monstrous ancient Roman gladiator.
     
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    well she is a bad jew
     
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    Jews are not supposed to be cremated so their bodies can rise from the dead at some point.

    No weirder than any other religion, really
     
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    What a Moose. :eek:
     
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    As my grandmother used to say: "All the grace of a cow".
     
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