BREAKING: Joan Rivers Stops Breathing

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethsFeet, Aug 28, 2014.

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    We can rebuild her. We have the technology. We can make her better than she was. Better...stronger...faster
     
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    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    RIP Honey. You were a salty old broad, who didn't take any shit. I respect that.
     
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    knocking on heavens door,
     
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    Goodnight Funny Woman.
     
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    Stern vacation curse!
    RIP funnyman
    :bigcry:
     
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    smoke weed e'ry day
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    How dare the bitch stop breathing on the first day of Howard and Beth's Labor Day weekend. Now he'll have to take time away from modge podging and attention whoring kitten pictures to tell his assistant to send his condolences
     
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    At some point, stop with the fuckin surgeries!
     
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    Bababooey now has to fill 20 interview holes in the 2014-15 schedule.
     
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    That's going to leave a HUGE hole in Howard's guest list options! :grad:
     
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    Ahhh - you beat me to it!!! :)
     
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    Is she dead yet?

    Will Howard and Beth be invited to her funeral? Surely they will--he has been loyal to her forever, and Melissa knows it. But will Beth break her foot? And what will she wear if she goes--something tasteful in black, I'm sure, with big cut-outs in the midriff.
     
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    At her age and I'm sure she was oxygen deprived, if she doesn't die, she'll more then likely have brain damage.
     
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    Bobo will be promoted to guest.
     
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    She be a Jew.
    They dont go anywhere when they die.
     
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    Does not sound good even if they revive her.
     
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