BREAKING!!!! Luke Skywalker - New Info!!

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    He's here to rescue you



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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Had Hayden Christiansen done a movie since Revenge of the Sith? I think that shit movie tanked his career.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She was hot in Heroes
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    And Remember the Titans...

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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
     
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    Stealing from Marhsall Mathers
     
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    Were you a Luke Skywalker guy or a Han Solo guy? I was on team Luke.
     
  10. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Definitely. A light saber and using the force appealed to me way more than a blaster.
     
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    Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Luke got hard kissing his sister. :facepalm:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It happens

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    What did OJ eat on the night Nicole and Ron were killed?





    A couple of slices:lmao:
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before leaving for work that day?

    "You feed the kids, I'll feed the fish" :c
     
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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    And do you know where she went on vacation?



    All over florida.

    She also had blue eyes.

    One blew this way and one blew that way.:c
     
  17. doughhead63

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    SPOILER ALERT!!!!!

    Leaked photo from JJ Abrams "Star Wars" film...

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  18. fletchman71

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    Princess Dontwanna Leia
     
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    Luke Skywalker wants you to shake whatcha momma gave ya.
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  20. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Not like the way Mark Hamill's career took off after the first three.