*BREAKING: Mario is in JAIL!!! :eek::full on homo:*

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Splash, Aug 16, 2013.

  1. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Would be horrible news if it was true but i doubt it is.

    Where's that fruit been lately?
     
  2. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    fuck that AIDS FAGGOT :flip:
     
  3. MatthewT

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    i was like, Splash is his one phone call? :wtf:
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I just talked to him 20 minutes ago :rolleyes:
     
  5. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    <alert>
     
  6. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I'm running out of material.

    Let's revisit some classics:

    Omg fail my mother fucking god fail! Long island fat piece of shit cant even lift a weight to workout and now you cant even workout at posting a gif. You and your fat fucking mother who fucks minorities you are a disgrace to long island and you are gayer than long island.ill kick your fucking ass if i see you out . You got that?? Go eat a hot pocket mother fucker and dont quote me till you fucking get it right!!!preview that shit!!!
     
  7. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Please, go on :jerk:
     
  8. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Some oldies but goodies:

    not this site bitchQ!!!! this is dawgs not sfn feeloader. and I got ur freeloader asss myfingers scraping ur taint and ur fat asshole. ill lick my fingers and stick 2 of them up there while im macking on ur neck then im going to shove my hand past ur taint and play with ur balls and uncirumsised dick. im going to grab ur cock and pull pull back ur foreskin while my hairy arms continue u rub againt ur taint and ur asshole area.
     
  9. MatthewT

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    holy crap :jj:
     
  10. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    ur a poor sport you like getting n-person fucked in your asshole bitch. im sticking my dick in you and fucking you bulldozer style hahaha im going to fuck your ass till there is blood all over my fucking cock. i want you to beg for it.
     
  11. baltimore mike

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    gay
     
  12. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Sex?
     
  13. Satori Brah

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    I like the one where he says "you won't be laughing when I come over and knock
    all your fuckin teeth out." :jj: or something like that
     
  14. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. Banned User

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    He's busy working on his "Rape via text" app.
     
  15. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    When are one of you guys on here going to fucking fuck me already and stop being such pussy bitches about it. srs. you are not going to find a cuter guy to make out with and fuck like the dirty fucking whore that I am. Mack is a lucky guy to have some one so infatuated with his big dumb dick like I am. I think its very nice of me to be like that personally.I would suck the fuck out of his cock and let him rape and fucking gape me.I want splash to fuck me and I want Satori going back and forth between making out with me and sliding his dick back in forth in my mouth like the dumb cum dumpster that I am . I would eat every drop too because if the guy is hot im going to eat and swallow that load and say hey man thank you for letting me eat it . Its called being a gentelman.
     
  16. Mack

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  17. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. Banned User

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    I miss Mario calling guys dicks "dumb".
     
  18. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Dumbest thread ever.
    And please change your avatar back. :hat: