News Breaking: Martin Skreli in jail for seeking hair of Hilary Clinton

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  1. lance317

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    could you imagine having to write the captions for that Periscope Prison video :jj:
     
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  2. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    How the fuck is that assault? Every hair place in America are criminals?
     
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    He solicited someone in America to assault her. Replace hair with shoe, purse, fuck her etc...it's assault against a former first lady, Secretary of state and presidential candidate.
     
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    There are guards and prison employees who smuggle in phones, drugs and other contraband--It's a pretty lucrative means to earn extra income
     
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    He'd have to go a long way to wrestle that title away from some of the dopes here.....
     
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    He's just a shitty person
     
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    Feel good tweet of the day. :cheer:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Unwise use of the word "grab" instead of "obtain".
     
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    Oh what a bunch of horseshit I'd like to see were that judge gives his political donations. Free Marty! he want's the truth.
    Jap judges can't be trusted, remember Judge ITO?
     
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    Skerili needs at least 3 months in the country's best psychiatric hospital under 24 hour monitoring. Please get Help Marty!
     
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    Perhaps, but I believe he feels the world is one giant 4chan message board, and he's learning that it's not
     
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    He did ask for the hair with a follicle though, I don't think that can just be obtained by stealing her hairbrush.
     
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    Until you get caught.
     
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    [​IMG] herd
     
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    I hope his asshole gets widened....teehee
     
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    SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!
     
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    Mr. Shkreli should watch this educational video:

     
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