Entertainment Breaking: Matchmaker Service wants to hook up Emily with some dick!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Nov 13, 2015.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    Did Howard have his new chin modeled after hers?
     
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    tearsOfCum Well-Known Member

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    She'd be the perfect match for a brown paper bag drenched in gasoline.
    Oh, and a lit match. ;)
     
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    Gary puppet has been on fire all week long, finishing strong I see
     
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    Oh the fun that can be had with this!
     
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    Why can't she meet someone through the congregation?
     
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    Most common response? Too Jewey.
     
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    Don't old Jewesses have a long history / tradition of match-making? This could work for Em; that is, if she truly wants a dude.
     
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    Well look who just became America's most eligible Ping Pong.
     
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    Is this show still on the air ? Someone start a campaign to get her on. Howard would approve because its on Bravo aka The Gay Network.
     
  11. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Nobody conjures romance quite like Barbara Black Goldfarb.
     
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    Imagine the horror that Howie is feeling. This just won't die!
     
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    They should work this into a sponsored segment....daily a date with Stern's ping pong ball or something...
     
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    I would LOVE it if the Puppet got fixed up with Emily.
     
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    This is something I'm loving . Howard's private life has become a pathetic sham.
    No one is afraid of talking about him anymore.
     
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    She looks like Ray Stern with a longer face.
     
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    JDate????
     
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  18. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    pass her # to my son.
     
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    mmmyyyYYYYY TIIIIITTTTS - MY VAGYYYYYNNNNNNIIIIIIA
     
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