BREAKING: Meditation CD cover revealed (photo by Howard)

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, May 12, 2013.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Back in September, Howard donated a photo session with himself to the Hamptons' Wildlife Rescue Center:

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    Jain Wells had one of the two winning bids. Howard said he was going to shoot her on a horse - but Beth didn't make the cover ... :sarcastic:
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    http://drjainwells.com/
     
  2. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    That fuck actually insisted he be named as a collaborator????

    He's fucking nuts.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...he wants to be like dick clark and hes pissed the ryan seacrst was dicks chosen boy.
     
  4. GIRLY

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    He is such a dick!
     
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    wow it looks like every other cd cover on the planet.
     
  6. Art

    Art Grandiloquent Bloviator VIP

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    Thats a below-average quality image by a below-average photographer. That the subject is stunning helps here -- no similar luck with the Lisa G assignment. There, Lisa looks whorish, harsh and unattractive. :rolleye:
     
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    Holy shit. He has become such a fuckin joke.
     
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    It's an average picture at best, but it's the best he's done.

    At least she still has cheek bones, a neck and looks like a human.

    Obviously someone else had final say on the photo.
     
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    the picture with the black background had to be taken in a barn?

    i would love to know what is really going on in that deranged, wigged head of Howard Stern.
     
  10. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...let it not be lost on us that this girl on the cover is a PhD. in what i dont know but if shes got a brain why is she giving money to wigard?
     
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  13. Lou Cypher

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    That was my first thought. Why did he "hunt for" a location and sweat it out in a barn loft full of hay for THIS shot? And now, I suppose, we can look forward to this no-name asskisser coming on the show to promote a dung-heap joke of a CD. Everybody loses.
     
  14. Uncle Larry

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    Apparently Howard needs a credit for every picture he takes, even if it's allegedly done in the name of charity. Mr. Marbles is relentless in trying to build his brand as a master photographer - too bad this woman wasn't able to get a photo session with Howard's sister taking the pictures.
     
  15. Thelma

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    There's also the back cover/inside of the CD to look forward to. :rolleye:

    Lou - I located this in your original thread about the photoshoot:

    jason dussault
    @JainWells & i had a blast @BethStern & @HowardStern beautiful creative souls, thx 4 ur charitable donation of time

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  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ..."ok, youre under arrest NOW"!
     
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    Exactly my thoughts. better than most of his photos. Still shabby. I'd recommend a backlight. Such a new age artist should have more "aura". Side light isn't that flattering. But at least she has nice eyelight. Looks more alive than shots of his soulless wife
     
  19. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    I had to look for that one! :thumbup2:
     
  20. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...haha yeah i was looking at the pose and was wondering what the hell she was doing.