Politics Breaking: Michelle Obama Worth $40 on the ISIS Slave Market

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    ISIS JIHADI BRIDE ESTIMATES MICHELLE OBAMA’S WORTH AS ‘SLAVE GIRL’ AT $40


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    The Islamic State (ISIS/ISIL) has published an article in the latest issue of its magazine,Dabiq, by jihadi bride Umm Summayyah, estimating that First Lady Michelle Obama is only worth $40 on the terrorist group’s slave market. Summayyah also defends the rape of thousands of Yazidi females.

    The article, titled “Slave Girls or Prostitutes,” justifies the horrific actions inflicted upon the females ISIS kidnaps as they spread their caliphate through Iraq and Syria. She also promised to bring this lavish slave market to the West.

    “I swear by Allah, O you who feign to be knowledgeable and shout with falsehood in every gathering, surely the slave markets will be established against the will of the politically ‘correct’!” she wrote. “And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama’s price won’t even exceed a third of a dīnār, and a third of a dīnār is too much for her!”

    One dinar is $139.

     
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    $40? is everyone chipping in $5 each?
     
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    ISIS and Michelle both use duct tape to conceal packages under their clothes

    (with varying degrees of success)

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    You mean this thing isn't worth more?? :backlol:
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    Michelle makes Eleanor Roosevelt look like Ariana Grande
     
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    That is like ten cents a pound.
     
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    Shit ... she eats that much in appetizers at any given sitting.
     
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    I heard the producers of Man Vs. Food wouldn't have her on in fear her winning.
     
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    I'm surprised she's worth that much.
    She's unfuckable and has no skills that would benefit them. Manual labor is out of the question as is cooking, cleaning....anything really.
     
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    shoulders of man
     
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    I'll give them $40 to take her ugly ass away!:hw:
     
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    Aunt Ester was one of the best characters ever in any sitcom. RIP funnylady.
     
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    She gots that head right down n the trough.
     
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    A good plow animal is worth a lot.
     
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    Need to set up a Paypal account where the money can be collected.
     
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