Breaking: More nonsenscial tweets from Emily Stern

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Mar 4, 2015.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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  3. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I talked to a tree
    It became a root
    Root root root for the home team
    My dad's check is late
     
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    kingship Well-Known Member

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    @xavier I'm begging you man. You know what to do. You KNOW what to do!
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    she will never be an earner.
    thanks Gunky
     
  6. ApeFace

    ApeFace Well-Known Member

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    What a shithead.
     
  7. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    "Robin, did you see what Kathie Lee's kid was posting on Twitter yesterday?"

    Howard Circa 1996 (also if Twitter was around then).
     
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  8. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    EmilyStern‏@riseinshine 16m16 minutes ago
    Many flavored feces, beyond morality into immortality, Purim samwich!!!
     
  9. Botox Barnacle

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    I'd love to see Beth and Emily in a nonsensical jibberish Twitter war.

    #mypurpose
     
  10. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Dark and lonely on the summer night.
    Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
    Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
    Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
    Slip in his window,
    Break his neck!
    Then his house
    I start to wreck!
    Got no reason --
    What the heck!
    Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
    C-I-L-L ...
    My land - lord ...
    Def!
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    Is that Hebrew or moron vernacular?
     
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  13. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :bethsucks:: oy:
     
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    Screaming out for the attention that Daddy never gave to her.
     
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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    Beth's head is shaped like a football
    Howard's wig is stuck with glue
     
  16. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I blame lsd. That has to be it.
     
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    I guess her writer also got canned
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    What species is your feces. Some brown..some black..some loose when u drop a deuce. Some are painful to let go.. some just flow. Purim pudding....snap snap snap....my waste for a taste...
     
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    There's many colors in the homo rainbow
     
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  20. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Why dont you come up.
    And get topless.
    T-O-P-L-E-S-S.
    Yeah, she's immature...
     
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