Breaking news! Ben Stern is dead!!!!

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  1. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Ben E. Stern
    Posted 2010-07-15 by Pat Wilson :: azclips@gmail.com
    Ben E. Stern, 57, a former real estate broker and operator of hearing aid centers, died yesterday (Dec 3, 1964) in Good Samaritan Hospital. Services will be conducted by Rabbi Albert Plotkin at 3 p.m. today in Bethany Mortuary, 710 W. Bethany Home.

    Burial will be in Beth Israel Cemetery.

    Mr. Stern, 3601 N. Fifth Ave., born in Cleveland, moved to Phoenix six years ago from Shaker Heights, Ohio.

    He is survived by his wife, Rose; two sons, Jim L., and Monte A. and two brothers, Joe E. and Henry P., all of Phoenix; another brother, Eugene of Shaker Heights; and two sisters, Mrs. Freeda Farkas of Cleveland and Mrs. Faye Cole of Chicago.

    Published in The Arizona Republic Friday, December 4, 1964, p. 6-C.


    Turns out it is NOT Howard's dad. Thank goodness.
     
  2. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    Glad it's not him , I know his time is coming but i like pops.
     
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    thank ya fer yer call....
     
  4. JDDaBadAhz

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    I know some sardines who aren't going to think that's good news.
     
  5. TriumphVodka

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    I thought maybe Beth got an infection from the tattoo parlor and turned into a neonazicryptozombie and ate poor ole Ben.

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    idiot.

    What's next, a thread about Beth getting a tattoo that says "Bianca"?
     
  8. boeing46

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    That's not funny
     
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    "You think we should cut our LA trip short, Beth?"
     
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    Ben, father of Hank, son of Bernard, son of Oin, son of Gloin..
     
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    *Rae stern voice* What? What?
     
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    Me too, this is one of my favorite Ben memories. Courtesy of Dawg nonetheless!

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  14. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    This is not proper modulation.
     
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    HOLY FUCK I pissed myself!!!!:haha::backlol:
     
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    Ben E. Stern
    Posted 2010-07-15

    I stopped reading after that.
     
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    Glad to see the resident pedophile, lilbuddy67, made it to the board. GFYS kid toucher!
     
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    :hat::bigwave:
     
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    Phew! Hopefully we can look forward to many more years of scintillating impressions of H's parents. I wonder if he'll bust some out for AGT. Hmmmm.
     
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