Breaking News: Captain Crunch is a fraud

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Jun 20, 2013.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    As it turns out the dear Captain only had 3 stripes on his sleeve which would make him a commander not a Captain

    This could be a bigger naval scandal then Tail Hook






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  2. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Cartoons have only 4 fingers, so it's valid.
     
  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    if we let this slide next thing you know we will have gays in the military and women in combat...

    oh wait what?
     
  4. PappYawn

    PappYawn Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He wears a hat and it is is crunchy.
    Good enough for me.
     
  5. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    by your standards this guy would be allowed to control an aircraft carrier

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    PappYawn Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No.
    Just pour me cereal.
     
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    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    That fuck wasn't in my navy (USN).

    His rank is the least of his problems. The mustache is totally UNSAT. The cover is on, therefore he is outside - thus the cereal itself is probably FOD. His hair looks a little shaggy and possibly below the top of the ears - UNSAT. The salute is almost squared away, the fingers, notched, meeting the eyebrow - but his cover is pulled too far down to be squared away. No ribbons or medals, on what I assume is a dress uniform.

    That guy is straight Stolen Valor.
     
  8. PappYawn

    PappYawn Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You gave me a late night laugh. :cheer:

    Thanks.
     
  9. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Xavier, did you get this from Stephen Colbert? 'cause I just watched him talk about this on last night's show.
     
  10. srricks

    srricks Active Member

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    Well that shit is punishable under the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ)!
     
  11. DaBUU

    DaBUU Active Member

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    how the fuck am I going to explain this to my kids?
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

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    Humans only have 4 fingers, dumdum.
     
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    ^ "dumdum." :facepalm:
     
  14. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i can only hope that congress acts on this and holds a meeting..

    a scandal like this makes the USA look weak in the eyes of his advocasries
     
  15. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    It's DUMB-DUMB, damn it.

    :pissed:
     
  16. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    someone hasn't had their mourning coffee.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Who died? :scratch:
     
  18. boomer1976

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    Sorry bud, he can still be a captain, just on a smaller class vessel.
     
  19. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    my will to live.. hmmm no that was monday..

    Howard's father... no thats next week

    :dontknow:
     
  20. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    from the looks of him I would say the SS Tranny
    wait are we talking Canadian ships?

    and does this have to do with the metric system?