BREAKING NEWS! Howard has never farted in front of Beth

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Rob0729, Jan 30, 2015.

  1. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    In an earth shattering interview with the Huffington Post, she claims Howard has never farted in front of her. I swear she works way too hard to make Howard seem like the perfect husband and person.

    Note: she gets the "Howard's Wife" treatment in the headlines again. But of course, she is famous because of her own talent and not trading on Howard's name.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/29/howard-stern-fart-wife_n_6573826.html
     
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    That is literally medically impossible, especially with how he eats.

    The most honest man in radio married the most honest woman that doesn't want to be famous.
     
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    No Dutch Ovens? Clearly separate bedrooms.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Yeeeeah right...... and Beth never wanted to be in the media spotlight also. :snicker:
     
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    I don't think there is a woman alive that I would get more pleasure from administering a dutch oven to than Beth.
     
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    I'm sure he's at least spread his ass cheeks for a few. Besides, with as many cats as they live with, I'm sure the odd almond fart is a welcomed change of odor.
     
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    It wouldn't be that difficult considering they are only together for a couple of hours a month.
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    Bastard. You beat my Dutch Oven reference by 5 minutes!! I've always said that giving a broad a Dutch Oven is the only way to find out if she really loves you.


    :pissed:
     
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    These two idiots make it so easy to hate them
     
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    I seem to be doing this a lot today @Beth Stern
     
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    He has also said he backs out of the room after sex so that Beth doesn't have to see his ass, and she does the same They are the picture of a healthy relationship!....o_O
     
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    Oh for the love of God :facepalm:

    The host didn't buy it for a second.
     
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    Lest anyone think we actually ENJOY that!!!!:nono:
     
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    I'm sure that was a totally farcical statement. We have them on every coast.
     
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    Same shit they were saying 10 years ago. Probably the last time they made love.
     
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    :haha:
     
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    Hasn't he talked on the show about farting in bed with her? I swear he has...
     
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    Beffus and/or Wiggy would blow the roof off of the MMPI test. A doctoral candidate in psychology could present a dissertation on their marriage that would leave the entire professional community slack-jawed.