News Breaking news: Larry, Inc Congratulates New POTY

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  1. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    Based on exit polls, CNN can now project that @LawyerLarry has reached the magic number of 270 electoral votes and has been elected Poster of the Year for the LarryShed Stern Forum.

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    Double L had already taken the key swing states of Florida, Ohio, and Pennsylvania. LL also scored a shocking victory in the state of New York as well as a landslide victory in the great state of Texas. Now CNN projects that @LawyerLarry has taken California, Oregon, and Washington state to put him over the needed threshold. The popular vote has not yet been determined but nonetheless your new POTY is the always outspoken, controversial, and universally beloved Double L.

    Larry, Inc spokesman @Biff Dibiase had voiced concerns of voter fraud earlier in the day but it appears that those issues will not matter in the end.

    Campaign manager @Deee says Double L has already spoken to the other candidates who have conceded the race, and you can expect a victory speech later tonight as well as a celebration from Larry, Inc headquarters.

    This is truly a new era in the Stern forum that will be talked about for many generations. Please stay tuned to CNN, we'll bring you more information on POTY-Elect Larry as it unfolds.
     
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    fuck off
     
  3. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Is this real life?

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    im gonna be in Larry Inc soon
     
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    It is. I just got a breaking news text from cnn
     
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  7. ClintDagger

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    @LawyerLarry, just 33 years old--our youngest POTY ever. From the great city of Memphis. Renowned attorney and civil rights activist. Founded Larry, Inc some years ago, a gathering of the greatest minds alive today. And as you look at these live images of the celebrations around the major metropolitan areas of these United States, you realize that the LarryShed will look very different at the end of Double L's term than it exists today. His revolutionary vision includes deporting all skunks to the Bar, rebuilding the once proud Reps system, increasing the cost of memberships by more than tenfold. You can expect much more wrestling talk, an emphasis on SEC football, and de-emphasis on the National Football League. Once a major critic of those with negative reps, his views evolved to now promoting the benefits of negative rep balances. He believes in a better Likes system than we currently have. And perhaps most important of all you can expect more tolerance than previous administrations. These election results indicate a mandate we have really not seen before, a mandate that you can bet @LawyerLarry will use to institute his vision for the Stern forum.

    Truly, truly a historic day.
     
  8. LawyerLarry

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    What a amazing accomplishment. The Larry forum couldn't be in better hands.
     
  11. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    Thanks for joining us Mike.
     
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  13. ClintDagger

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    As we bear witness to the support that the overwhelming majority of members have for Double L, we must acknowledge that this is not a day of celebration for everyone. If you are a skunk, if you are a skunt, if you have been known to abuse power, if you are a bigot--racially, religiously, or otherwise--this is not the result you had hoped for. There are many that will deny this result. Some may even claim victory for other candidates. Perhaps not since the election of Abraham Lincoln in 1860 will a marginalized group feel so negatively about an election result than what we will see over the next number of days, weeks, and perhaps even months. Double L in his campaign speeches has not held back in regards to the rhetoric aimed at his enemies. His acceptance speech will be fascinating. Will he reach out to some of these groups in search of common ground, or will the hardline stance he has taken during the campaign continue into his administration?

    The founding fathers, many of whom still are active politically have not tipped their hand as to their feelings of this day. The former POTY @wife is a whore, whose controversial impeachment is still very fresh on the minds of everyone, has not commented. So despite the fact that we have a near unanimous, and totally undisputed POTY in @LawyerLarry, there are still many questions to be answered.
     
  14. ClintDagger

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    I scooped @Slow on this one. Doesn't happen very often.
     
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    Congrats Larry.
     
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    Lawyer Larry is a hero. This is a great day for the internet.
     
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    I'm tearing up here. So beautiful and inspiring :bigcry:
     
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    I don't mind saying this but this may be one of the biggest moments in the history of Larrykind.
     
  19. ClintDagger

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    I will take my role as Vice Poster of the Year very seriously. My passion projects will be Asian rights and the banning of gay slurs in the Stern forum.
     
  20. Bobby Axelrod

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    Congrats to the winner and all involved in the race.