breaking news: mexican mistress development!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Apr 18, 2012.

  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i ate her puss today. :facepalm:
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Christ, motherfucker. I'm getting ready to eat my fucking dinner.

    Jesus, who the fuck eats beaner snatch? You're retarded.
     
  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you an me used to jam oot with our clams oot to phish in mo's listening room.
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    ps: didn't mean to spoil your dinner of noodle in a cup you poor faggit.
     
  5. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    I knew it would happen.

    Like i said it will happen again whether you like it or not
     
  6. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Enjoy the oral genital warts. :coffee:
     
  7. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    Breaking News : Mexican mistress now has vaginal herpes
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she won't take no for a answer.
     
  9. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Again: Anal or Coke bottle. Jeez:facepalm:
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'm a idiot.
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You hit her yet?

    They stop asking for shit after you show them who's boss.
     
  12. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    You basically just ate out Kanye West
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    beating women is wrong. violating their trust is the way to go.
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i don't understand what you mean hally.
     
  15. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    k
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Physical violence scares the shit out of them though. They get real submissive when they see that side of things.
     
  17. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    But, yeah, you're right. Beating women is wrong.
     
  18. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    It's ok Dave...he's Canadian. It's not like he's a real person...
     
  19. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    he was eating a week old taco he found on the side of the road so your post hit close to home.
     
  20. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    How old are you and how old is she?