Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V, Sep 10, 2015.
Confirmed and verified by Schmoopy
This is haaarrable...
Schmoopy is running out of drugs and his parents wouldnt give him theirs so he told his father not to renew the lease agreement and resigned.
He told his parents if they wouldn't give him their opiates he was going to quit.
Dippy faggot trying to strong arm his parents for their post surgery pain killers.
People just don't buy carpeting anymore, poor Schmippy.
Would someone hire him to chop?
This is a sad day for the shed.
Maybe if we try hard enough we can convince him to stay. What do you say gang?
I'm sure things will work out fine for schmopps.
He's an opiate addict and he's quitting his last chance at employment. What do you honestly think is going to happen?
You sure it's closing, is Daddy gonna run the business? Maybe the other brother can take over.
Schmurtle's gonna sweat the drugs out of his system...
No disrespect, but can you point me to proof?
Schmoopy is contemplating becoming and Uber driver
If he cleans the ATS, it should be a nice ride for Uber.
His parents (more specifically Cookie) will cave in and enable him. He'll order another shipment or try and have some more teeth yanked and nothing will change.
Mark my words.
What about the dental care? Or is this what is causing the closing?