Breaking news: Myrtle Beach Oreck to close!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V, Sep 10, 2015.

  1. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    Confirmed and verified by Schmoopy
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    This is haaarrable...
     
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  4. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    Schmoopy is running out of drugs and his parents wouldnt give him theirs so he told his father not to renew the lease agreement and resigned.
     
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    He told his parents if they wouldn't give him their opiates he was going to quit. :rofl:

    Dippy faggot trying to strong arm his parents for their post surgery pain killers. :jj:
     
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  6. SorryBoff

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    People just don't buy carpeting anymore, poor Schmippy.
     
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  7. Napoleon V

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    Would someone hire him to chop? :dontknow:
     
  9. Napoleon V

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    This is a sad day for the shed.
     
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  10. Napoleon V

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    Maybe if we try hard enough we can convince him to stay. What do you say gang?
     
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  11. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I'm sure things will work out fine for schmopps.
     
  12. Napoleon V

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    He's an opiate addict and he's quitting his last chance at employment. What do you honestly think is going to happen?
     
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  13. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    You sure it's closing, is Daddy gonna run the business? Maybe the other brother can take over.
     
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    Schmurtle's gonna sweat the drugs out of his system...
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    No disrespect, but can you point me to proof?
     
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  17. Napoleon V

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    Schmoopy is contemplating becoming and Uber driver
     
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    If he cleans the ATS, it should be a nice ride for Uber.
     
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    His parents (more specifically Cookie) will cave in and enable him. He'll order another shipment or try and have some more teeth yanked and nothing will change.


    Mark my words.
     
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    Wait.

    What about the dental care? Or is this what is causing the closing?