Breaking news: Myrtle Beach Oreck to close!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V, Sep 10, 2015.

  1. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

    Reputations:
    34,742
    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2015
    Messages:
    7,979
    Likes Received:
    5,457
    Confirmed and verified by Schmoopy
     
    RenchFries and scoobyla like this.
  2. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

    Reputations:
    110,496
    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2011
    Messages:
    41,208
    Likes Received:
    5,205
    :nocheer:
     
    Napoleon V likes this.
  3. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

    Reputations:
    257,248
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    25,464
    Likes Received:
    25,946
    This is haaarrable...
     
    scoobyla and Anfkid like this.
  4. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

    Reputations:
    34,742
    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2015
    Messages:
    7,979
    Likes Received:
    5,457
    Schmoopy is running out of drugs and his parents wouldnt give him theirs so he told his father not to renew the lease agreement and resigned.
     
    XuXu likes this.
  5. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    205,542
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    75,617
    Likes Received:
    26,722
    He told his parents if they wouldn't give him their opiates he was going to quit. :rofl:

    Dippy faggot trying to strong arm his parents for their post surgery pain killers. :jj:
     
    Psyche, yosemite sam, Anfkid and 2 others like this.
  6. SorryBoff

    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    101,027
    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2012
    Messages:
    11,313
    Likes Received:
    16,251
    People just don't buy carpeting anymore, poor Schmippy.
     
    Lou Loomis likes this.
  7. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

    Reputations:
    34,742
    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2015
    Messages:
    7,979
    Likes Received:
    5,457
  8. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    19,367
    Joined:
    Dec 22, 2011
    Messages:
    23,655
    Likes Received:
    5,190
    Would someone hire him to chop? :dontknow:
     
  9. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

    Reputations:
    34,742
    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2015
    Messages:
    7,979
    Likes Received:
    5,457
    This is a sad day for the shed.
     
    jcosey and Pill Queen like this.
  10. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

    Reputations:
    34,742
    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2015
    Messages:
    7,979
    Likes Received:
    5,457
    Maybe if we try hard enough we can convince him to stay. What do you say gang?
     
    Teeney likes this.
  11. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

    Reputations:
    208,257
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    209,411
    Likes Received:
    41,937
    I'm sure things will work out fine for schmopps.
     
  12. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

    Reputations:
    34,742
    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2015
    Messages:
    7,979
    Likes Received:
    5,457
    He's an opiate addict and he's quitting his last chance at employment. What do you honestly think is going to happen?
     
    DiamondGoddess and XuXu like this.
  13. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

    Reputations:
    208,257
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    209,411
    Likes Received:
    41,937
    You sure it's closing, is Daddy gonna run the business? Maybe the other brother can take over.
     
  14. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

    Reputations:
    266,275
    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2012
    Messages:
    24,627
    Likes Received:
    25,055
    Schmurtle's gonna sweat the drugs out of his system...
    sFv5FrG.png
     
    Napoleon V likes this.
  15. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

    Reputations:
    109,593
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    44,258
    Likes Received:
    16,701
    No disrespect, but can you point me to proof?
     
    walterHwhite and Napoleon V like this.
  16. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

    Reputations:
    34,742
    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2015
    Messages:
    7,979
    Likes Received:
    5,457
     
    ramble, DiamondGoddess, RF76 and 4 others like this.
  17. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

    Reputations:
    34,742
    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2015
    Messages:
    7,979
    Likes Received:
    5,457
    Schmoopy is contemplating becoming and Uber driver
     
  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

    Reputations:
    109,593
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    44,258
    Likes Received:
    16,701
    If he cleans the ATS, it should be a nice ride for Uber.
     
    Ridic and Napoleon V like this.
  19. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    205,542
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    75,617
    Likes Received:
    26,722
    His parents (more specifically Cookie) will cave in and enable him. He'll order another shipment or try and have some more teeth yanked and nothing will change.


    Mark my words.
     
  20. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

    Reputations:
    552,037
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    78,367
    Likes Received:
    34,110
    Wait.

    What about the dental care? Or is this what is causing the closing?