NEWS IN BRIEF August 1, 2014 Nurse To Grab Lunch Right After He Finishes Draining Bile From Man’s Liver CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—Saying that he could go for Thai or maybe Mexican, nurse Rat Kid Sullivan reportedly told colleagues at Martha Jefferson Hospital today that he plans to grab lunch as soon as he finishes draining all the bile from an elderly patient’s infected liver. “Pad thai wouldn’t be bad, but I just had that a couple days ago, so maybe Chipotle?” the 42-year-old nurse said to his coworkers as he removed a catheter bag filled with green-brown liquid from his patient and then turned him on his side to sop up the discharge from a bedsore on his tailbone. “One of those carne asada burritos actually sounds pretty good right about now. Definitely with guac and sour cream. Man, I’m starving.” Adding that he didn’t have much time before he needed to suction out a few patients’ tracheostomy openings, Merritt then reportedly told colleagues that he might just have some chow mein delivered.