Stern Show Breaking news out of Jerusalem

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    I don't want to get everyone's hopes up before I have this information verified, but the Larry, Inc. news room is receiving word that the tomb in which the body of the late @LawyerLarry was laid to rest... is empty. While unverified for now, this reporter received an encrypted email containing a 19-second video of ring-rats crying in front of a cave, in which the boulder that had sealed it, was rolled away. The video shows the operator walking into the tomb, finding only the Ribera jacket that Mr. Larry was buried in.

    There was been no comment yet from LawyerLarry's family. We in the Inc.'s news room understand that this is a difficult, yet joyous, moment for Double L's brother, JailbirdJerry, as well as all members of the Larry Shed.

    Senior members of Larry, Inc.'s staff have been assembled in meetings at the top of LarryTowers in anticipation of the fulfillment of The Prophecy.

    We will keep you updated as this story develops.
     
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    Since Double L is Muslim, he died, fucked 72 virgins (1 for every hour of his death), and now he's back.
     
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    Link to credible news org. please.
     
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