BREAKING NEWS: Ozzy Osbourne...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Sep 11, 2014.

  1. Nemo

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    ....gets into the wrong car
    :jj:



    Leave Ozzy alone!
    :bigcry:
     
  2. Thedomina

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    Not funny...we just lost joan

    :freebird:
     
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    Sharon needs more plastic surgery...what a bunch of annoying fuckers the paparazzi are.
     
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    I love him but he's a functioning retard at this point. Why anyone would want to do drugs is beyond me.
     
  5. Nemo

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    Ozzy enjoying a nice buzz.
    Paps are buzz killers!

    Sharon the new queen of plastic surgery?
    Slap a blonde wig on her and she is Joan Rivers.
     
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    BarberFloyd God Bless DuPont Chemicals Banned User

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    Hi I'm Ozzy Osbourne and I'd like to talk to you tonight about getting into the wrong car. Over three billion people every year get into the wrong car, it's a true epidemic.
     
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    satan has been good to dem
     
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    Honk at the moon
     
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    SHARON :pissed:
     
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    God I was like please no. I love that old quacky fuck.
     
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    Howard invented the Osbournes.
     
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    I AM ALZHEIMER'S MAN!!!
     
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    "Robin, I re-invigorated Ozzie and Sharons careers. Who was looking for them, I made them interesting. Am I right?"
     
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    his brain is a fried egg...he was warned
     
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    What da fuck??? In 1979 you could have posted this every day!!!! Not news.
     
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    They drive themselves. No limo or helicopter. Who does that Robin ?
     
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    you know- all blacks look the same
    cars
     
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    I bet they don't have sex anymore.
     
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    Still not sure whether Ozzy decides things on his own or if Sharon calls all of the shots.
    You'd think he was wealthy enough to just life out his life in comfort.
    It's sad to see someone wander around like that. He seems like a nice enough guy.
    Too much partying has taken its toll on him. Very sad.
     
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    Damn, Ozzy is walking death!

    Not only are the "lights on and no body's home", but in his case, life moved out 20 years ago!