Breaking News: Proof Artie Lange sedated

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  1. Nemo

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    The baby's coming! Boil some water!
     
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    I think the epidural is a cover story for the lap band/gastric bypass. He will come back skinnier than Lisa Lampignelli...
     
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    :artiejj:
     
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    "About to get sedated for a back procedure. Sweet!"

    Obviously he did not read Dr. Sarno's book.
     
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    Papa Smurf is feeling no pain.
    He's getting "a back procedure" to *prove* that he was innocently accused the other day of taking opiates. See? He was just taking some prescription pain killer........and stuff. :c
     
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    He looks very happy.
     
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    I love Artie but it's all very fishy. First off, I get epidurals about every 3 months or so. They have never told me not to eat or drink before hand & I've never had to wear a get up like that. Also, when my Sciatica acts up it is very difficult to walk & getting up and outta chairs. Last night on the DirectTV show, during a commercial break Artie was playing ping pong & even engaged in a little one on one basketball with Bochetti. At one point Artie actually dove for the ball. He also had no problems getting up from the chair, physical activity like this is not indicative of a Sciatica flare up.
    I gotta agree with Nemo & Snotra, our baby gorilla is faking it to explain his dope addled behavior from the other night's show. Otherwise this all a cover for the lap band surgery. Maybe Lampignelli & Big Balls talked him into it the other night when they were on. Artie's gotta do something about his gunt-it's HUGE.
     
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    :artiejj:
     
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    Damn I've had over 20 surgeries and I've never looked that wasted before. After sure but they never pre-medicate me until just before being wheeled into the OR.
     
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    Artie is getting IV sedated and bent over a table.
    A team of people will be staring at his whole hairy asshole....:jj:
     
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    Love Artie
     
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    That is Artie NOT sedated yet....:jj: