BREAKING NEWS Transasia Flight Crashes

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ryan Lever, Feb 4, 2015.

  1. Ryan Lever

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    I'm sure it was nowhere close to as spectacular as your fiery river crash stunt
     
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    Transasia. I wonder if all of their flight attendants are Asian trannies. Where's Zeit?
     
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    For the love of god, please fuck off and diaf gumby
     
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    You should make a video of yourself watching ISIS set that guy on fire. Then proceed to set yourself on fire.
     
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    Just fuck off
     
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    "careered into a shallow river" :jj: some jokes write themselves.
     
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    If I'd have known that plane was going to crash, I'd have bought you a first class ticket on the flight, Ryan.
     
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    thanks for the news, Lever :lo5:
     
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    And it crashed last night you useless shit, so its not breaking news
     
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    Nice Job Lever, why dont you get the black box and smash yourself over the head with it.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Ryan's a little "slow"... :secret:
     
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    Why does Lever conjure up so much hate in people. :dontknow:

    He seems like a dude just trying to have a good time here like the rest of us.
     
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    This is the first I heard about it so the thread title fits IMO.
     
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    I'm never flying an Asian airline
     
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    I wish you were on that plane.
     
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    How's the guy in the van that got hit, Ryan?
     
  19. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    if you can't read the article why make the video
     
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    To illustrate his eligibility for public assistance.
     
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