Breaking: No Beth animoe calendar for 2015 :(

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Oct 9, 2014.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I guess howard is too busy or has moved on to another hobby.
     
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    Trouble in paradise
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Oh no! How will I know what day it is??
     
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    Jesus Christ, someone tweet that loser and advise him that his wife has shit for brains.

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    They must have been a huge seller. Who doesn't love soft core porn calendars in 2014?
     
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    ...lemmie guess, the calendars werent selling?
     
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    Did they have one for 2014? I thought the one the were hawking was the 2013 calendar. I am sure they have plenty of the last calendar they produced for sale if anyone wants it. You can you print out and past the 2015 calendar months in that one and it will be like a new calendar.
     
  8. BrulesRules

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    You know on a new episode of Storage Wars they are going to find boxes of those calendars in a storage shed. Darryl will try to convince the viewers that's a $12 bill all day long.
     
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    He's going to issue a painted calendar this year. Guess he found Photoshop too challenging.:artiejj:
     
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    For posterity sake...


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    ^ Shots like this are why im going to miss the calendar this year.
     
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    Yeah, like financial viability has ever been a prerequisite for one of Beff's vanity projects.

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    We can only hope.

    Because the only alternative I can imagine is that they have something far more vomit inducing in the works to replace it.
     
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    I will miss the obvious photo shopping of random dogs in Beth's death grip.
     
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    Nooooooo! They were comedy gold
     
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    I can't wait for her to hit the wall. Granny calendar?
     
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    Howard has done a few live reads for a website where one can sell their photography.
    Has the Shed ridicule and mockery division scoured the site for Sterns shitty photography being sold using an alias?
     
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    Well at least there will be no more pics of dogs looking scared in Beth's hands. :snicker:

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    She's a serious author now and wants to focus on that.

    Oh, and no one was buying that stupid fucking calendar so instead of generating money for that kitty cancer ranch, it was losing money for Howard. I love that these dolts thought they were going to generate $7 million through calendar sales and donations. Surely Howard wasn't stupid enough to think anyone was going to make a giant donation to a fucking billion's wife's vanity project. He's probably still holding out hope he's on a list at Sam Simon's house that doesn't have "Fake Assholes" written at the top. Sam will lose all my respect if he leaves those shitbags anything other than a fuck off donation of less than $100,000. Sam certainly wasn't perfect and I never cared to hear him on the show, but he did some actual good things. Not the self-serving shit Beth & Howard are into. With Howard's money and Beth's free time, can you imagine the things they could be doing if they really cared as much as they claim?
     
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    ^ HOLY SHIT! THAT MUG!!!
     
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