Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jun 3, 2014.
When I'm with my best friend I smile so big that I can't see a thing. #BFF #minnow
...how many best friends does this narcissist have?
Surely Howard doesn't allow that commoner onto the premises of any of his residences right?
cunt, you can't see because your facial skin is pulled back tighter than a snare drum. also, your "bff" does not seem to share the joy you are feeling or maybe she is wondering why a middle aged woman wants to take selfies.
Her eyes close up because her mouth and jaw are too big and she has beady little pig eyes. She thinks her birth defects are cute.
Also this "minnow is my BEST FWIEND" bullshit is a recent phenomenon because all of her celebutard friends have grown bored with her and moved on. This Pittsburgh broad is looking to cash in on any brand-awareness for her dumby clothing line. Poor Moooose.
Buchwald decided 6 months ago Wiggy's blathering about how awesome it was that Beef had NO female friends ( because she was too gorgeous and women get jealous around other pretty girls ) wasn't good for the image she's desperately trying to cultivate of a saintly former modoe who spends her life saving animoes. So, presto change - Beef now has a best friend!!
She's got the big smile (and teeth) part right - is this the woman who created the harrible minnow arm warmers Beef was hawking a while back?
This is also ties into the new "Self-deprecating Beef". She knows she gets made fun of for her slitty, piggy, hooded eyes ( interesting physical trait for a modoe ) so now she's admitting her shortcoming publicly in hopes that ppl will lay off.
...i doubt it, she'd probably wipe her pussy on the couch cusions.
Good catch! I do believe you're right!
Kelly De Martino
she's a freak of nature
Yes, I think and she's clearly using The Beefy One for publicity for her crappy "creations". She's as dumb as Beef though if she thinks 1. Beef can actually GET her publicity and 2. That Beef isn't using HER. The only women willing to hang out and be photographed with Beef are either A. purchased, B. Other F-list attention whores or C. Long-suffering wives of famous men who still like Wiggy for some inexplicable reason. Those 3 aren't working out so well these days, what with Molly pregnant and all, so Beef is dragging this poor woman into her twitter shots to prove she has friends. No dice Beef. It didn't work. NO ONE believes you have a friend.
She's smiling so big because she can't believe she suckered and robbed a rich man so she could live in mansions and walk around all day taking selfies and not have to pay any bills.
And not because you're gorgeous. It's because you're a disphit.
And don't the forget the unsaid subtext of every pic Beefus takes with another woman: "I'm sooooo much prettier than the one next to me."
Her "best Friend" looks confused and annoyed ....like "what the fuck are you doing?"
She is also the one who made the incredibly shitty "I love Howard Stern" Black onesies for her OTHER BFF, Molly, the breeder...
i got that vibe too.
I thought howard was her best friend #notright
It's all a sham orchestrated by Fuchwald.