Breaking! Pope Benedict Resigns

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by FlaFlaFlunkie, Feb 11, 2013.

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Why did Pope Benedict XVI really resign?

  1. To become an AGT judge

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    33.3%
  2. To runaway with his man-servant

    1 vote(s)
    5.6%
  3. He vants to be alone!

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  4. He was caught masturbating to pictures of nazi war crimes

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    22.2%
  5. He's going to take his 27 dresses on a world tour

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    5.6%
  6. The Illuminati WILLS it!

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    27.8%
  1. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    NBC news has just confirmed an earlier report by Reuters that Pope Benedict will be stepping down in February, apparently due to health concerns.
     
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    The homos will find someone new to hate :coffee:
     
  3. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Maybe they'll appoint a woman.

    Shyeah, right. :jj:
     
  4. Bye You!

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    I didn't think popes COULD resign.
     
  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Are you a fan of "Nazi Pope"?

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  6. MrWarmth

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    quitter
     
  7. pheelios

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    The Pope Smokes Dope
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Too bad he couldn't have been pope...
     
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    i ain't catholic :yay:

    i ain't any religion actually
     
  10. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    If the Catholic Church is smart and they're looking to prevent themselves from waning further into obscurity, they'll look to Latin America for a replacement.

    Which is also as remote as appointing a woman... :jj:
     
  11. MrWarmth

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    He's the new AGT judge
     
  12. sarnie

    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    the vatican is the most evil place on earth
     
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    That makes a lot of sense.
     
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    Obscurity? There are over 1 billion Catholics in the world :rofl:
     
  15. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Sounds like a good idea for a poll.

    I can add one to the thread.

    Give me some more reasons he resigned?

    • To become an AGT judge
    • to runaway with his man-servant
    • he was caught masturbating to pictures of nazi war crimes
    Come on, pick it up from there.
     
  16. pheelios

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    The next Pope should be a Buddhist.
     
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    :secret: (I meant in the U.S., you know, the center of the universe.) :jj:
     
  18. Butcher

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    Perhaps they should defy their teachings and ordain a female. Might be able to cut down on the homosexual kid touching that occurs
     
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    Jeez, this is all over the news.

    I need info on the freezing rain! :pissed:
     
  20. MrWarmth

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    He just "vants to be alone"