Breaking: Ryan lever has died (again)

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    BOISE, ID: in a tragic interstate highway rest area glory hole incident, an unidentified person has died. The body if the unknown victim was found naked on the floor of a shower stall in the "stud muffin truck stop" located just outside Boise. Patrons of the establishment interviewed for this article were not able to identify the man, other than recalling the victim attempting to solicit free drinks at the bar because of his "celebrity status". Customers do not remember seeing him following the rejection by the bartender. "Nothing about him was memorable." Said Gertrude payyourchildsupport "in fact, he was so forgettable, that I had a hard time just paying attention to him while he was talking to me. He kept trying to ask me to give him something, I can't remember what, but all I remember was paying attention to passers by. He tried to impress on me that he was someone important, but I couldn't see it."

    The Boise medical examiner could not identify the body. "The victim wasn't burned, cut or mutilated in any form. He even had identification in is wallet, but I couldn't figure out who this guy was." Said ivana furgetdisguy, chief medical officer. "All we knew about him was what we discovered during the autopsy. Inspection of the penile area indicated severe depression, likely based on the incredibly small penis. It was tiny for an Asian baby. Poor guy. On the other hand, a rectal examination discovered that, small penis aside, the victim did engage in anal sex... A lot... I mean, a LOT."

    The victim will remain at the Boise corners office until they can bride tidied or a next of kin can claim the body. Anyone with information is encouraged to call crime stoppers.
     
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    fag Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ryan lever is a father. More reason we need to sterilize retards
     
  3. Beth143nacho

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    He had sex once. I don't think anyone would refer to him as a father
     
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    Did he have a will? Who inherits the bottomless bacon?
     
  6. Ashbeard

    Ashbeard Well-Known Member

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    He resides in the Canadian concentration camp for the retarded know as Sudbury. Don't worry its up north in the middle of nowhere. We're working on getting Bieber and Rob Ford there then lock the gates and throw away the key.
     
  7. Beth143nacho

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    nice douchebag sbol next to an aryan cross
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Poor Lever.
     
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    [video=youtube;mZLHgoMoEAo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZLHgoMoEAo[/video]

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  10. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    [video=youtube;5tEarEEYR7Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tEarEEYR7Q[/video]

    Anybody know where I can get that hat and shades?
     
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    Just kick Lever's ass and take them.
     
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    Beat his high score at Pac Man and the hat is yours.
     
  13. AllAboutHim Ed

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    We could all learn a lesson from someone who can find happiness in bottomless bacon.