BOISE, ID: in a tragic interstate highway rest area glory hole incident, an unidentified person has died. The body if the unknown victim was found naked on the floor of a shower stall in the "stud muffin truck stop" located just outside Boise. Patrons of the establishment interviewed for this article were not able to identify the man, other than recalling the victim attempting to solicit free drinks at the bar because of his "celebrity status". Customers do not remember seeing him following the rejection by the bartender. "Nothing about him was memorable." Said Gertrude payyourchildsupport "in fact, he was so forgettable, that I had a hard time just paying attention to him while he was talking to me. He kept trying to ask me to give him something, I can't remember what, but all I remember was paying attention to passers by. He tried to impress on me that he was someone important, but I couldn't see it." The Boise medical examiner could not identify the body. "The victim wasn't burned, cut or mutilated in any form. He even had identification in is wallet, but I couldn't figure out who this guy was." Said ivana furgetdisguy, chief medical officer. "All we knew about him was what we discovered during the autopsy. Inspection of the penile area indicated severe depression, likely based on the incredibly small penis. It was tiny for an Asian baby. Poor guy. On the other hand, a rectal examination discovered that, small penis aside, the victim did engage in anal sex... A lot... I mean, a LOT." The victim will remain at the Boise corners office until they can bride tidied or a next of kin can claim the body. Anyone with information is encouraged to call crime stoppers.