Stern Show Breaking: Stuttering John just pulled a Beth Stern move.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Dec 24, 2015.

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    Beth probably had them abducted, and is now seeking ransom for them
     
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    If they escaped in California, how would he possibly be able to see them in NY?
     
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    Vely tenda... Vely tenda...
     
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    AJ Benza catnapped them. Bwahahaha
     
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    So his cats left him the same way Suzanner did. Go figure

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    Outside cats are dead cats. Eventually..
     
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    Well, not really. John is tweeting a pic of his cats that are lost. Beth would have gone through 2 hours of makeup, woken up Consuela from her 30 minutes she's allowed to sleep, in order to snap the picture. Then had her snap 50 shots of her looking "sad Beffy" holding a picture of the cats next to her "so perfect" face, and then spent three hours deciding which shot she looks best in. Not to mention the time it takes her to compose her oh-so-cute , yet touching caption for the pic.
     
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    Seriously...they were called "lunch"
     
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    John forgot to include a clever hashtag like #mypurpose - he can always apply to adopt one of the Beth's foster kittens in case his cats are now with feral Wonky and Apple Stern.
     
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    Impossible. He was already ugly.
     
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