BREAKING: U.S. closing embassies over security concerns

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    http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/...bassies-sunday-over-security-fears-state-dept

    [h=1]US to close embassies Sunday over security fears: State Dept[/h]
    so what's so significant about August 4th? :munch:
     
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    close them all .. if they need us they can FaceTime that bitch

    stop pissing away my tax money
     
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    Republicans won't find them...same as bengazi
     
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    Good lord. Lets spread the news to let the bad guys know we'll be back on Monday :facepalm:
     
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    Well, I guess they have to tell U.S. citizens abroad "it's time to get the fuck out," no? :scratch:
     
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    Precautionary measure for comet ison. 60 minutes did a piece on it a few weeks ago
     
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    Hopefully everyone is being flown back here and then we are just nuking every other country on the planet.
     
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    RUSSIANS STORM EMBASSY!!! :nooo:




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    So...they're gonna end Ramadan early and do....what?
     
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    If our Liberal pussified state dept isnt going to protect their employees, you may as well close them all...:coffee:
     
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    we get hundreds of hairy ass armenians protesting the turks; sweden gets hot topless chicks :mad:
     
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    well, passable topless chicks anyway
     
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    this person gets it


    Funny. They're closing embassies on SUNDAY but aren't telling us which countries they're in. Well, here's the only countries where Sunday is a workday anyway!
    Algeria (2009)[23]
    Bahrain (2006)
    Bangladesh
    Egypt[24]
    Iraq (2005–2006)[24]
    Jordan (2000)
    Kuwait (2007)
    Libya (2005–2006)
    Northern Malaysia (only in the states of Kelantan, Terengganu and Kedah)
    Mauritania (2005–2006)
    Oman (2013)
    Qatar
    Saudi Arabia[25][26][27] (2013)
    Sudan (2008)
    Maldives (2013)
    Syria (2005–2006)[28]
    United Arab Emirates (2006)[29]
    Afghanistan
    Yemen
     
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    Hey! We have something in common. We both like our men's asses hairless. :eek:
     
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    mine's kinda fuzzy