**Breaking!! Yet another "adopted" pet for Wiggy!

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  1. imissalison

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    @BethStern: This summer! RT @Pancakes2277: @HowardStern when are you adopting a dog? @BethStern is too good of a dog mom to not have another to love.


    What? No breeder this time?
     
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    Watch. It'll be one of those fu-fu purse doggies. :facepalm:
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    absolutely nothing over 10lbs. To fit in wiggy's man purse.
     
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    Howard's going to look so sexy with that in his man-purse.
     
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    It's not official until JHIG creates two threads about it.
     
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    She may want a big dog, to help out in the bedroom area.
     
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    Just another pet (Beth Showbiz Prop) for the underpaid illegal immigrants Howard employs to clean up after . . . :coffee:
     
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    What queer name will the Stern's come up with for their next miserable pet?

    Given howard's latest hobby, im guessing something photography related.


    Annie Liebowitz Ostrosky Stern?
     
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    Big, black CAWK!
     
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    Hope she buys a 150 pound dog that eats Howard....
     
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    They'll get it from a breeder, but claim it was "rescued" and come up with an elaborate dramatic fake story about where it came from (just like the lie about Leon-Bear being the only survivor when his shelter was destroyed by a tornado). Can't wait.
     
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    Whatever happened to F Timmy? These two shitheads have been milking this dogs death for a year. Howard ripped on Jokemans wife because she went to a bereavement session for the cat. I remember laughing my ass off. Just another example of what a defanged wigged pussy he has become.
     
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    yes, but will Howard get off his lazy ass this time to provide it fresh water? And not kick it over in the limo?

    [video=youtube;5NNzrteJGjQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NNzrteJGjQ[/video]
     
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    peanut butter
     
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    If he still had a sense of humor, he'd name the dog Stains.
     
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    the dog will be hand-picked from a top breeder, have a battery of tests run on it, trained by a team of top trainers and then turn up at NSAL with some story about being thrown from a moving truck. luckily saint beth nursed it back to perfect health.
     
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    I agree! In fact, i make a prediction, relating to a recent observation of mine. I see small dogs being walked by all types. I see tiny Chihuahuas with butch dykes & toy Poodles with old, married men. But, for some reason, Pomeranians are always being paraded by chicks who see their dog as a useful prop to assist their excessive attention whoring. In basic terms, the ONLY dogs is see with broads who are wearing high heels & showing a lot of skin, are Pomeranians. Howard will have zero imput throughout the selection of this high-pedigree 'adoption'. But can be guaranteed to report a woeful tale of neglect & abandonment.
    the next Ostrosky-Stern, i'll wager[​IMG]
     
  18. blottomsup

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    They need to quit talking about it and just adopt a fucking dog already.

    *sheesh*
     
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    How does this woman have time to adopt all these broken and mangy animals when she's never home?

    And how much more passive aggressive can she be "I'm just gonna keep bringing these vermin home knowing full well it sends Howard into fits of germ-phobic hives until he gives me the seed to impregnate myself by turkey baster aka the prenup buster"
     
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    I'm sure a purebred bulldog pup will miraculously arrive at NSAL this summer, just in time to adopted by the Sterns. It'll have a special needs toe or something.
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