BREAKING: Yoda's heart is stronger! OMG!!!! #purpose #loveconquersall

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  1. NotMyBro

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    Thank heavens! He'll be able to go on a book tour!



    bethostern
    15 minutes ago
    Yoda at the vet...and his heart...sounds stronger!!!!!!!! OMG!!!! #kittenshelpinghisheart #purpose #loveconquersall
     
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    OMG! She is such a fucking liar!!!
     
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    Cunt
     
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    kittens helping his heart?
    that cat is not a rescue and was never sick. anyone who believes and of that shit is a dolt.
     
  5. Nemo

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    Joan Rivers favored her tweet
     
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    Beth care to comment on Joan's heart?
     
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    These fucking hashtags and these fucking 12 exclamation marks… jesus… what a cunt.

    Also, what's the meaning behind #purpose hashtag? Is that her life's purpose?
     
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    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    I hate when she shows the foster cats at their new home and usually they're two cats per foster home cause she forced multiple cats on these poor people after she hogged them while they were kittens and says #mypurpose
    What a fucking stupid purpose in life to find cats homes when most cats don't care if you live or die
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    This. We expected this -- Yoda's heart condition being cured by the love and care of St. Beef just in time for his book release that was written about said subject long before he could have ever been cured :rolleyes: -- but I'm still blown away by the cynical nature of their stupid lives. Everything is an act.
     
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    I fucking hate this hast tag shit

    #hate

    #cunt

    #fuckoff
     
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    Exactly! They didn't find that cat all matted up and sick. It was a purebred cat from the git-go.
    Fucking liars. I hate them so much.
     
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    Not floods, plane crashes, Joan Rivers sudden death can stop that loon from selfies. :no:
     
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    Never. Persians are damn cute and Beef has probably wanted one for a long time, but couldn't reconcile it with her mutant kitty savior project, so she made up a story.
     
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    ...OMG! beths love cured yodas bad heart and beths vaginal discharge removes scaring from burn victims. OMG!

    fuck off you stupid worthless hole.
     
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    She grew tired of trying to teach women how wash their pussies and write a proper thank you note. Now she's working her magic on cats with terminal illnesses. Stop being such a hater!
     
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    That's gonna be her angle when she goes on a book tour… "I have many cats but one is blind and the other has a weak heart but my love has cured it! Ain't I amazing?!?!?!??! PRAISE ME PLEASE!"
     
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    Stupid people need a feedback shock every time they use more than one exclamation point. It would take Beth about six months to understand the two are connected, but eventually it would stop.
     
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    Yeah, as if a purebred breeder would ethically sell them an animal with a short shelf-life, even a year old one, at the price they paid (after auditioning it in front of a few camera shots of course).
     
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