Breast friends

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  1. Shithead

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    Breast friends feed each other’s children
    These ladies are the breast of friends.
    Two Connecticut moms who breastfeed each other’s children are encouraging others to do the same.
    Stefani Tatavitto, 23, frequently acts as a wet nurse for her friend Chrystal Klein’s 19-month-old daughter while Klein works at a local factory.
    Klein milks the arrangement as well, nursing Tatavitto’s tot when the young mom feels like hitting the bars.
    The duo–who met over Facebook five years ago–started sharing milk when Klein’s daughter Ariana was just 10 months old.
    “I don’t think it’s shocking to nurse another woman’s child – breastfeeding is natural,” Tatavitto said. “You drink breast milk from animals, it’s not that weird to drink breast milk from another human.”
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    Chrystal, left, and Stefani, right, pose with their children on September 30, 2015 in Connecticut.

    Klein agrees, saying the arrangement takes the pressure off.
    “Because of Stefani wet nursing, I don’t need to pump milk for my daughter or worry about her not having any milk,” she said. “I would say there are no drawbacks. I only see positive from this.”
    While the duo insists there’s no crying over spilled milk, they do realize cross-feeding is controversial.
    “My family and friends don’t know that much about our wet nursing arrangements,” Klein said. “Some people might question it, because I know it’s not ordinary to wet nurse nowadays.”
    But neither woman’s partner is fazed by the swapping, and the moms have no qualms.
    “We were both pregnant at the same time and we were tested for infections and both of us were clear,” said Klein. “The fact that Ariana is getting milk from the tap, I mean that’s exactly how we should drink it.”
     
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    Guaranteed those kids chip their teeth on nipple rings.
     
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    When one of the kids winds up addicted to crack this won't go well.
     
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    Mommy, why does your milk taste like regret and poor life choices?
     
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    Those little kids are gonna have cigarette breath from those skanks.
     
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    and we think millennials are fucked up - wait until what they breed hits the streets
     
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    "Mommy, why does your milk tastes like Manic Panic hair dye and tattoo ink?"
     
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    Look at them faces the guys who knocked them up should be ashamed of them selfs The one on the right looks like an Eagle with colored hair.
     
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    Why not just feed your own kid? I don't get it?
     
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    WOW....Michelle Trachtenberg is looking rough.
     
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    Skanks with their horrible tattoos. It's getting re-god damn-diculous
     
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    Aren't those kids a bit old for breast feeding? If they were any older they could walk to the store and buy their own milk.
     
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    thats hot
     
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    Well of course those chicks are pigs. I was hoping they'd at least be hot like my porn fantasies, but no. Just pigs.

    Fuck my life and the lives of little kids that get traded around like baseball cards for different titty milk. They are so fucked.
     
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    There's no way these chicks wear panties.
     
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    It looks like those kids are drinking herpes.
     
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