Brief Massage

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 8, 2014.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Should've been "A Very Short Massage."
     
  3. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    :wtf:
     
  4. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What's your favorite eric the midget moment?
     
  5. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    She used to be so fucking hot. God damn, I furiously masturbated to the Genie in a Bottle video many times as a young lad.
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    His head is barely bigger than one of her boobs.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    The whole Kendra saga :jj:
     
  8. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    HA HA HA!!! I forgot about that.
     
  9. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I will never listen to the song "Wild Thing" the same again
     
  10. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I'm full speed ahead for you.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Wild thing!

    You make my penis shitty!
     
  12. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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  13. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "Kendra is not a porn star! You big nose jackass"
     
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    [video=youtube;MsUfmcqhHDA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsUfmcqhHDA&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
     
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  16. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    can I use this as an avatar ?
     
  17. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    What in the fuck.........................

    I don't even want to know what words you used to google that :facepalm:
     
  18. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    "you know what to do........you know what to do"
     
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    1 cup or 2 cup?
     
  20. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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