Briefly tell your best sharting story

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  1. icypussy

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    I was just married and never even farted in front of my new wife, that being said, I was on my way to work with grey sweatpants on and came up to a red light and lifted a cheek and oops. Went back home humiliated trying to figure out how to hide this from my new wife. Of course she greets me at the door and say's "what stinks?" I had to tell her and I got changed and told her if work calls tell them I'm running late and on my way. Got to work and about 15 of my coworker's are in a meeting and the one guy asks "why you late? Being newly married I told them "I was getting a piece of ass" and they all start busting up laughing...My cunt ex wife told them I shit myself when they called to see where I was at! :facepalm:
     
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    How is this Howard related??:facepalm:
     
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    My friend Chad (RIP), got up early to rake a piss. He walked back to bed and thought he'd mess with his wife. He put his ass next to her face and attempted a loud fart. Not wearing pajamas- or anything- he sprayed her face.
     
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    Because Howie is full of shit and this is a shit related thread:c
     
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    :bounce:
     
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    Ok, I'll give ya that IP...:D
     
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    Cmon dlist you know you sharted at one time in your life. Nobody knows who you are...I think
     
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    Drank some Chinese 'detox' tea the night before, when out for a jog....made it two blocks then had to run back...unfortunately that is my best story.
     
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    No Mexican gardeners to spray you with hose:D
     
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    one time last year I was really sick with the flu.. weak, out of it.. slept a lot... a few days later when I was more alert, I noticed a tiny poop on the floor like a dime size by the toilet (flattened by being stepped on). No idea when it came out or how I didn't even notice it coming out. WTF
     
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    wtf is going on in here :rofl:
     
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    Shit happens:shit::)
     
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    Well, my mexican gardner is pretty cute..that may be another story.:)
     
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    Howard is on maybe 3 days per week, with lame shows..we have nothing left to talk about!!!:shitfit:
     
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    Is this a shitty thread sega? you know you shit your pants beyond childhood!:secret:
     
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    This!
     
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    I wear black briefs, camouflages them :cool:
     
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    Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon sharting story real briefly?
     
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    Alright I'll switch topics, one time my parents had our pastor from our church over for supper and our cat spooky came into the kitchen with one of my moms bloody rags he got out of the trashcan in the bathroom and started batting it around on the kithchen floor...True story!