You may know them as Lefties, or southpaws. The left handed person or as I prefer to call them the Freaks need to be segregated in society. Look I try not to hate and do look for the good in people but a Left handed person is just not natural and they don't think "Right" . I've tried many times to eat and write with my left hand and found it to be impossible so why the fuck would you even bother? their elbows are constantly bumping into yours when you eat beside them. Not to mention all the fucking whining "that everything was made for a righty". Like why isn't my fork and knife left handed. Or I can't find a left handed hammer. And when you do find that freak a left handed hammer then what about the nail. Fuck it. Time for a split from these freaks. Ps. I might be a self hating lefty or I'm really stoned.