WTF "Bring back Segregation" F the "Left"

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  1. Phantom1az

    Phantom1az Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You may know them as Lefties, or southpaws. The left handed person or as I prefer to call them the Freaks need to be segregated in society. Look I try not to hate and do look for the good in people but a Left handed person is just not natural and they don't think "Right" . I've tried many times to eat and write with my left hand and found it to be impossible so why the fuck would you even bother? their elbows are constantly bumping into yours when you eat beside them. Not to mention all the fucking whining "that everything was made for a righty". Like why isn't my fork and knife left handed. Or I can't find a left handed hammer. And when you do find that freak a left handed hammer then what about the nail. Fuck it. Time for a split from these freaks.

    Ps. I might be a self hating lefty or I'm really stoned.
     
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    I jack off with both hands.
     
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    why does that look faggot
     
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    Lets see you shot out of cannon Mr. Manly Dude
     
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    Cum to think of it that's the only time I use my left hand. It takes 3 times longer to jerk off but I can do it
     
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    I can do anything with either hand. So can my 3 children. Must be a gene?
     
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    yea but the very end when he gets picked up is gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
     
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    I can pick my nose with my left hand!
     
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    Fuck you I'm a lefty. You just made the list you little olive loaf piss ant roast beef melvin!
     
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    Because of the gymnastics flourish he chose to add.

    Like being fired out of cannon wasn't enough to amuse folks, he needed to tie a little ribbon around it.
     
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    In reality, I think we lefties should get the same perks and benefits as other minorities, since we're only about 10% of the population. Free money, free education, etc.!

    NAALP (National Association for the Advancement of Lefty People).
     
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    What the fuck?

    Oh NM Lefty :facepalm:
     
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    Hey now! My mom is a lefty!