Discussion in 'The Bar' started by CMG, Apr 21, 2012.
Fuck her and then when you're done tell her she is a gross pig and kick her out.
Yell Captain CAAAAAVE MANNNN!!!!!
I would also assure her that it's not a reference to her massive vagina, but her hairy legs.
I had fears clicking on this thread after reading the title and seeing it was authored by CMG. Thankfully it was not as bad as I thought.
I thought East Germany didn't exist anymore.
I was wrong.
Change ur sheets after
Puke. She'll get the point.
so shave her first. you would dress a turkey before eating it. same thing, different metaphore.
Damn I was eating.
pull out the hot wax, and say you want to recreate the sex scene in Body of Evidence
tap dat ass nigga......
Doggy style. Then jizz on her hairy legs and tell her your shower is broken and you have to get some sleep, for work in the morning, and she should let herself out. If she ever calls again, tell her to shave of lose your #.
Furry box and starfish is fun once in a while, fo some nasty stinky sex, but legs and pits should at least be stubble becasue she wasn't planning on getting laid.
If she lets her legs go I bet there's a forest around the vag.
she's a bigfoot isn't she gus?
wifey is having lunch that i made her , she wont know "shit"