Bring girl home, undress her ready to fuck, see this , what do ?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by CMG, Apr 21, 2012.

  1. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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  2. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Fuck her and then when you're done tell her she is a gross pig and kick her out.
     
  3. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    Start thread. :dontknow:
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Fucking hippies :spit:
     
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    Yell Captain CAAAAAVE MANNNN!!!!!
     
  6. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    :jj:
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I would also assure her that it's not a reference to her massive vagina, but her hairy legs.
     
  8. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    I had fears clicking on this thread after reading the title and seeing it was authored by CMG. Thankfully it was not as bad as I thought.
     
  9. RobsDad

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    I thought East Germany didn't exist anymore.

    I was wrong.
     
  10. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Change ur sheets after
     
  11. Porn Stache

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    Puke. She'll get the point.
     
  12. newcastlefan

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    so shave her first. you would dress a turkey before eating it. same thing, different metaphore.
     
  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Damn I was eating.
     
  14. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Brush her.
     
  15. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    pull out the hot wax, and say you want to recreate the sex scene in Body of Evidence
     
  16. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    tap dat ass nigga......
     
  17. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Doggy style. Then jizz on her hairy legs and tell her your shower is broken and you have to get some sleep, for work in the morning, and she should let herself out. If she ever calls again, tell her to shave of lose your #.

    Furry box and starfish is fun once in a while, fo some nasty stinky sex, but legs and pits should at least be stubble becasue she wasn't planning on getting laid.
     
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  18. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    If she lets her legs go I bet there's a forest around the vag.
     
  19. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    she's a bigfoot isn't she gus?
     
  20. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    wifey is having lunch that i made her , she wont know "shit"

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