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  1. TheLACritic

    TheLACritic Well-Known Member VIP

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    For some reason the old Gary Hart joke popped in my head...I remember being surprised my friend's dad would share such a joke with us. I never forgot it.

    They asked Donna Rice who she liked in the 1988 election. She responded, "In my heart I want Bush, but in my bush I want Hart."

    What do you got? image.jpeg image.jpeg
     
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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    what the FUCK are you yappin about?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Jesus Christ this thread is the gayest thing I've ever seen
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    OV Rapscallion

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    Q: Why did the pervert cross the street?

    A: He had his dick in the chicken!
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Never mind, it just got gayer
     
  7. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    You got a shitty joke?

    I know you do.
     
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    MEGAdawg Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm pretty sure you screwed up that joke.
     
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  9. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    oh shit its MEGAdawg
     
  10. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    I guess "wasn't" was supposed to be "want". You tell a joke like George Bush
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    one of the most unfunniest posters ever
     
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    Knock Knock!!
    Fuck Off!
     
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    that really doesn't make it any funnier, but it makes more sense.
     
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  14. 17 Squabble Ln

    17 Squabble Ln Alright, alright, alright Gold

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    Rose are reddish
    Violets are bluish
    Aren't you glad you aren't Jewish?

    What do call a gay Jew?
    A Heblew
    [​IMG]
     
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    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    And the whitest :)
     
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    What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?


    The taste.
     
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    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    This joke popped into my head yesterday for no apparent reason:


    What do you get when you cross a million black guys with a million lesbians?

    Two million people who don't do dick.
     
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    That's funny. Keep them coming!
     
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    Yep, darn autocorrect. Fixed, if you couldn't understand with the typo.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :fil: